As they marched off, I made a small bonfire out of my letter after first, almost, just throwing it away--before I remembered that the Hweetorals checked our waste cans. What a man has to do to hold two measly stripes! Acceptance of the inevitable is the beginning of wisdom, says the ancient Haldorian sage. I put in an application for transfer to the Statistical Services to be effective upon _completion_ of Basic Fighter Course. "Statistical Services?" the Company Clerk asked. "What's that? Anyhow, you're going to be a Fighter Basic, if you get through this training," he said darkly. The Company Clerk was a sad victim of our Haldorian passion for realistic training; he had lacked one day of completing Fighter Basic when he'd let his leg dangle a bit too long after he'd scaled a wall, and the training gentlemen had unemotionally shot it off. As it turned out, our efficient surgeon/replacers had been unable, for some technical reason, to grow back enough leg for full duty. So there was nothing for it but to use the man as could be best done. They'd made him a clerk--mainly because that was the specialty they were shortest of at the time. "Who says you can put in for Statistical Services?" the Company Clerk demanded. "Reg 39-47A." I was learning my way around. The night before I was on orderly duty in the office. I had tracked down the chapter and verse which, theoretically, allowed a man to change his destiny. "Know the Regs, do you? Starting to be a trouble-maker, huh? Yeah, Ruxt, I'll put in your application." I turned away with some feeling of relief. This might possibly work. The Company Clerk called me back. "You know the Regs so good, Ruxt," he said. "How come you didn't ask me for permission to leave? I'm cadre, you know." He leaned back in his chair and grinned at me. "Just to help you remember the correct Haldorian deportment I'm putting you on kitchen duty for the next three nights. That way," he grinned again, "you can divide up your five hours of sleep over three nights instead of crowding them all into one." Poor deluded Company Clerk! I actually averaged three hours of sleep every one of those three nights--after I found out that the mess Trontar would accept my smoking ration. I felt that I was beginning to understand the system, a little and at long last, particularly after I saw my co-workers in the kitchen doing what should have been my work. II Then we started combat training, and then we started losing our normal 23.5 per cent.