Such Things Are: A Play, in Five Acts — John Shaqi
Such Things Are: A Play, in Five ActsInchbald, Mrs.
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Such Things Are: A Play, in Five Acts
Inchbald, Mrs.
English drama
_Aur._ And, indeed, Sir Luke, if you were to use milk of roses, and
several other little things of that kind, you can't think how much
more like a fine gentleman you wou'd look.--Such things as those make,
almost, all the difference there is between you and such a gentleman
as Mr. Twineall.
_Twi._ No, pardon me, Madam--a face like _mine_ may use those
things--but in Sir Luke's, they wou'd entirely destroy that fine
martial appearance--[_Sir_ Luke _looks confounded_.] which women as
well as men admire--for, as valour is the first ornament of _our_
sex----
_Lady._ What are you saying, Mr. Twineall? [_Aside._] I'll keep him on
this subject if I can.
_Twi._ I was going to observe, Madam--that the reputation of a
General--which puts me in mind, Sir Luke, of an account I read of a
battle--[_He crosses over to Sir_ Luke, _who turns up the Stage in the
utmost confusion, and steals out of the room_.]
_Lady._ Well, Sir--go on--go on--you were going to introduce--
_Twi._ A battle, Madam--but, Sir Luke is gone!
_Lady._ Never mind that, Sir--he generally runs away on these
occasions.
_Sir Luke._ [_Coming back._] What were you saying, Aurelia, about a
husband?
_Lady._ She did not speak.
_Sir Luke._ To be sure, Ladies in India do get husbands very quick.
_Twi._ Not always--I am told, Sir Luke----Women of family, [_fixing
his eyes stedfastly on Lady_ Tremor.] indeed, may soon enter into the
matrimonial state--but the rich men in India, we are told in England,
are grown lately very particular with whom they marry, and there is
not a man of any repute that will now look upon a woman as a wife,
unless she is descended from a good family. [_Looking at Lady_ Tremor,
_who walks up the Stage and steals off, just as Sir_ Luke _had done
before_.
_Sir Luke._ I am very sorry--very sorry to say, Mr. Twineall, that has
not been always the case.
_Twi._ Then I am very sorry too, Sir Luke; for it is as much
impossible that a woman, who is not born of a good family, can be--
[_Lady_ Tremor _returns_.
_Sir Luke._ That is just what I say--they _cannot_ be--
_Lady._ Sir Luke, let me tell you--
_Sir Luke._ It does not signify _telling_, my dear,--you have _proved_
it.
_Lady._ [_To_ Twineall.] Sir, let me tell _you_--
_Twi._ O! O! my dear Madam, 'tis all in vain--there is no such
thing--it can't be--there is no pleading against conviction--a person
of low birth must, in every particular, be a terrible creature.
_Sir Luke._ [_Going to her._] A terrible creature! a terrible
creature!
_Lady._ Here comes my Lord Flint--I'll appeal to him.
_Enter Lord_ Flint.
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