Such Things Are: A Play, in Five ActsInchbald, Mrs.
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Such Things Are: A Play, in Five Acts
Inchbald, Mrs.
English drama
_Twi._ [_Aside._] It tickles him to the soul, I find.--My Lord, now I
begin to be warm on the subject, I feel myself quite agitated--and,
from the intelligence which I have heard, even when I was in
England,--there is every reason to suppose----exm--exm--exm--
[_Mutters._]
_Lord._ What, Sir? what?
_Twi._ You understand me.
_Lord._ No, Sir--explain.
_Twi._ Why, then, there is every reason to suppose--some people are
not what they shou'd be--pardon my thoughts, if they are wrong.
_Lord._ I _do_ pardon your thoughts, with all my heart--but your
words, young man, must be answer'd for [_Aside._] Lady Tremor, good
morning.
_Twi._ [_Aside._] He is going to ruminate on my sentiments, I dare
say.
_Lady._ Shall we have your Lordship's company towards the evening? Mr.
Haswell will be here; if your Lordship has no objection?
_Sir Luke._ How do you know Mr. Haswell will be here?
_Lady._ Because he has just called, in his way to the Palace, and said
so--and he has been telling us some very interesting stories too.
_Sir Luke._ Of his morning visits, I suppose--I heard Meanright say he
saw him very busy.
_Lady._ Sir Luke and I dine out, my Lord; but we shall return early in
the evening.
_Lord._ I will be here, without fail.--Sir Luke, a word with you if
you please--[_They come forward._] Mr. Twineall has taken some very
improper liberties with the Sultan's name, and I must insist on making
him answer for it.
_Sir Luke._ My Lord, you are extremely welcome [_Trembling._] to do
whatever your Lordship pleases with any one belonging to me, or to my
house--but I hope your Lordship will pay some regard to the master of
it.
_Lord._ O! great regard to the master--and to the mistress also.--But
for that gentleman----
_Sir Luke._ Do _what_ your Lordship pleases.
_Lord._ I will--and I will make him--
_Sir Luke._ If your Lordship does not forget it.
_Lord._ I shan't forget it, Sir Luke--I have a very good memory, when
I please.
_Sir Luke._ I don't, in the least, doubt it, my Lord--I never did
doubt it.
_Lord._ And I can be very severe too, Sir Luke, when I please.
_Sir Luke._ I don't, in the least, doubt it, my Lord--I never did
doubt it.
_Lord._ You may depend upon seeing me here in the evening--and then
you shall find I have not threatened more than I mean to perform--good
morning!
_Sir Luke._ Good morning, my Lord--I don't in the least doubt it.
[_Exit Lord_ Flint.
_Lady._ [_Coming forward with_ Twineall.] For Heaven's sake, Mr.
Twineall, what has birth to do with--
_Twi._ It has to do with _every thing_, Madam--even with beauty--and I
wish I may suffer death, if a woman, with all the mental and personal
accomplishments of the finest creature in Europe, wou'd to me be of
that value, [_Snapping his fingers._] if lowly born.
_Sir Luke._ And I sincerely wish every man who visits me was of the
same opinion.
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