Such Things Are: A Play, in Five Acts — John Shaqi
Such Things Are: A Play, in Five ActsInchbald, Mrs.
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Such Things Are: A Play, in Five Acts
Inchbald, Mrs.
English drama
_Sir Luke._ Yes, my dear you did--and if you were to ask me for it
again, I can't say I could give it you.
_Lady._ How uncivil! how unlike are your manners to the manners of my
Lord Flint.
_Sir Luke._ Ay--you are never so happy as when you have an opportunity
of expressing your admiration of him--a disagreeable, nay, a very
dangerous man--one is never sure of one's self in his presence--he
carries every thing he hears to the ministers of our suspicious
Sultan--and I feel my head shake whenever I am in his company.
_Lady._ How different does his Lordship appear to me--to me he is all
_politesse_.
_Sir Luke._ _Politesse!_ how shou'd you understand what is real
_politesse_? You know your education was very much confined.--
_Lady._ And if it _was_ confined----I beg, Sir Luke, you will one
time or other cease these reflections--you know they are what I can't
bear! [_walks about in a passion._] pray, does not his Lordship
continually assure me, I might be taken for a Countess, were it not
for a certain little groveling toss I have caught with my head--and
a certain little confined hitch in my walk? both which I learnt of
_you_--learnt by looking so much at _you_.--
_Sir Luke._ And now if you don't take care, by looking so much at his
Lordship, you may catch some of his defects.
_Lady._ I know of very few he has.
_Sir Luke._ I know of many--besides those he assumes.--
_Lady._ Assumes!!----
_Sir Luke._ Yes; do you suppose he is as forgetful as he pretends to
be? no, no--but because he is a favourite with the Sultan, and all
our great men at court, he thinks it genteel or convenient to have
no memory--and yet I'll answer for it, he has one of the best in the
universe.
_Lady._ I don't believe your charge.
_Sir Luke._ Why, though he forgets his appointments with his
tradesmen, did you ever hear of his forgetting to go to court when a
place was to be disposed of? Did he ever make a blunder, and send a
bribe to a man out of power? Did he ever forget to kneel before the
Prince of this Island--or to look in his highness's presence like the
statue of Patient-resignation in humble expectation?--
_Lady._ Dear, Sir Luke----
_Sir Luke._ Sent from his own country in his very infancy, and brought
up in the different courts of petty, arbitrary Princes here in Asia;
he is the slave of every great man, and the tyrant of every poor
one.----
_Lady._ "Petty Princes!"--'tis well his highness our Sultan does not
hear you.
_Sir Luke._ 'Tis well he does not--don't you repeat what I say--but
you know how all this fine country is harrassed and laid waste by a
set of Princes, Sultans, as they style themselves, and I know not
what--who are for ever calling out to each other "that's mine," and
"that's mine;"--and "you have no business here"--and "you have no
business there"--and "I have business every where;" [_Strutting_]
then "give _me_ this,"--and "give _me_ that;" and "take this, and
take that." [_makes signs of fighting._]
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