Such Things Are: A Play, in Five ActsInchbald, Mrs.
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Such Things Are: A Play, in Five Acts
Inchbald, Mrs.
English drama
_Twi._ Pshaw--pshaw--every body conjectures what--and though it was
never said in so many words, yet it was always supposed--and though
there never has been any proof, yet there have been things much more
strong--and for that very reason, Sir William--(Sir Luke, I mean--I
beg your pardon)--for that very reason--(I can't think what made me
call you Sir William)--_for that very reason_--(Oh, I was thinking of
Sir William Tiffany)--for that very reason, say people what they
will--_that, that_ must be their opinion--but then where is the man
who will speak his thoughts freely as I have done?
_Enter Guards, who had been listening at a distance during
this speech._
_Sir Luke._ [_Starting._] Bless my soul, gentlemen, you made my heart
jump to my very lips.
_Guard._ [_To_ Twineall.] Sir, you are our prisoner, and must go with
us.
_Twi._ Gentlemen, you are mistaken--I had all my clothes made in
England, and 'tis impossible the bill can have followed me already.
_Guard._ Your charge, is something against the state.
_Twi._ Against the state?--You are mistaken--it cannot be me.
_Guard._ No--there is no mistake.--[_Pulling out a paper._]--You are
here called Henry Twineall.
_Twi._ But if they have left out _honourable_, it can't be me----I am
the Honourable Henry Twineall.
_Sir Luke._ Aye, that you are to prove before your judges.
_Guard._ Yes, Sir--and we are witnesses of the long speech you have
just now been making.
_Twi._ And pray, gentlemen, did you know what I meant by it?
_Guard._ Certainly.
_Twi._ Why, then, upon my soul, it was more than I did--I wish I may
be sacrificed----
_Sir Luke._ Well, well, you are _going_ to be sacrificed--Don't be
impatient.
_Twi._ But, gentlemen--Sir Luke! [_The Guards seize him._
_Lady._ Dear Mr. Twineall, I am afraid you will have occasion for the
dignity of all my ancestors to support you under this trial.
_Sir Luke._ And have occasion for all my courage too.
_Twi._ But, Sir--but, gentlemen----
_Sir Luke._ Oh! I wou'd not be in your coat, fashionable as it is, for
all the Sultan's dominions.
[_Exit Sir_ Luke _and Lady_--Twineall, _and Guards--separately_.
END OF THE FOURTH ACT.
ACT V.
SCENE I. _The Prison._
Haswell _and the female Prisoner discovered_.
_Haswell._ Rather remain in this loathsome prison!--refuse the
blessing offered you!--the blessing your pleased fancy formed so
precious you durst not even trust its reality!
_Pris._ No--while my pleased _fancy_ only saw the prospect, I own it
was delightful; but now reason beholds it within my reach, the view
is changed--and what, in the gay dream of fond delirium, seemed a
blessing, in my waking hours of sad reflection would prove the most
severe of punishments.
_Has._ Explain--what is the cause that makes you think thus?
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