Such Things Are: A Play, in Five ActsInchbald, Mrs.
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Such Things Are: A Play, in Five Acts
Inchbald, Mrs.
English drama
_Lady._ Exactly twelve, my Lord.
_Lord._ Bless me! I ought to have been some where else then--an
absolute engagement.--I have broke my word--a positive appointment.
_Lady._ Shall I send a servant?
_Lord._ No, no, no, no--by no means--it can't be helped now--and they
know my unfortunate failing--besides, I'll beg their pardon, and I
trust that will be ample satisfaction.
_Lady._ You are very good, my Lord, not to leave us.
_Lord._ I cou'd not think of leaving you so soon, Madam--the happiness
I enjoy here is _such_--
_Sir Luke._ And very likely were your Lordship to go away now, you
might never recollect to come again.
_Enter_ Servant.
_Serv._ A Gentleman, Sir, just come from on board an English vessel,
says, he has letters to present to you.
_Sir Luke._ Shew him in--[_Exit_ Servant.] _He_ has brought his
character too, I suppose--and left it _behind_, too, I suppose.
_Enter Mr._ Twineall, _in a fashionable undress_.
_Twi._ Sir Luke, I have the honour of presenting to you, [_Gives
letters_] one from my Lord Cleland--one from Sir Thomas Shoestring
--one from Colonel Fril.
_Sir Luke._ [_Aside_] Who in the name of wonder have my friends
recommended?--[_reads while Lord_ Flint _and the Lady talk apart_]
No--as I live, he is a gentleman, and the son of a Lord--[_going to
Lady_ Tremor.] My dear, that is a gentleman, notwithstanding his
appearance--don't laugh--but let me introduce you to him.
_Lady._ A gentleman! certainly--I did not look at him before--but now
I can perceive it.
_Sir Luke._ Mr. Twineall, give me leave to introduce Lady Tremor to
you, and my Lord Flint--this, my Lord, is the Honourable Mr. Twineall
from England, who will do me the favour to remain in my house, till
he is settled to his mind in some post here. [_They bow._] I beg your
pardon, Sir, for the somewhat cool reception Lady Tremor and I gave
you at first--but I dare say her Ladyship was under the same mistake
as myself--and I must own I took you at first sight for something very
different from the person you prove to be--for really no English ships
have arrived in this harbour for these five years past, and the dress
of us English gentlemen is so much altered since that time--
_Twi._ But, I hope, Sir Luke, if it is, the alteration meets with your
approbation.
_Lady._ O! to be sure--it is extremely elegant and becoming.
_Sir Luke._ Yes, my dear, I don't doubt but you think so; for I
remember you used to make your favourite monkey wear just such a
jacket, when he went out a visiting.
_Twin._ Was he your favourite, Madam?--Sir, you are very obliging.
[_Bowing to Sir Luke._]
_Sir Luke._ My Lord, if it were possible for your Lordship to call to
your _remembrance_ such a trifle--
_Lady._ Dear Sir Luke----[_Pulling him._
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