"He raved and he roared, and said I got them in and I could get them
out. But when he grew rational and raised my bonus to ten dollars, I
said I would do my best. He agreed to refund the month's rent, to pay
the moving expenses both in and out, to take over their five dollar
deposit for electric lights, and to pay the electric and gas bill
outstanding, which wouldn't be much for two or three days.
"So off marches the business baby to the conflict.
"They didn't like it a bit, and talked very crossly indeed, and said
perfectly horrible, but quite true, things about Messrs. Nesbitt and
Orchard. But finally they said they would move out, only they must
have until Friday to find a new house. They would move out on
Saturday, and leave the keys at the office.
"Mr. Nesbitt was much pleased, and said I had done nicely, gave me the
ten dollars and a box of chocolates and we were as happy as cooing
doves the rest of the day.
"But my family must have been more indignant than I realized. On
Saturday, at one o'clock, Mr. Nesbitt told me to go around by the house
on my way home to make sure the front door was locked. It was locked
all right, but I noticed that the electric lights were burning. Mr.
Nesbitt had not sent the key with me, as it was an automatic lock, and
it really was none of my business if folks moved out and left the
lights on. Still it seemed irregular, and when I got home I tried to
get Mr. Nesbitt on the phone. But he and Mr. Orchard had left the
office and gone out into the country for the afternoon.
Business,--they never go to the country for pleasure. So I comfortably
forgot all about the electric lights.
"But Monday afternoon, Mr. Nesbitt happened to remark that his family
would not move in until Wednesday. Then I remembered.
"I said, 'What is the idea in having the electric lights burning down
there?'
"'What?' he shouted. He always shouts unless he has a particular
reason for whispering.
"'Why, the electric lights were burning in the house when I went by
Saturday.'
"'All of them?'
"'Looked it from the outside.'
"'Did you turn them off?'
"'I should say not. I hadn't the key. Besides I didn't turn them on.
I didn't know who did, nor why. I just left them alone.'
"That meant a neat little electric bill of about six dollars, and Mr.
Nesbitt talked to me in a very un-neutral way, and I got my hat and
walked off home. He called me up after a while and tried to make
peace, but I said I was ill from the nervous shock and couldn't work
any more that day. So he sent me a box of candy to restore my
shattered nerves, and the next day they were all right.
"One day I got rather belligerent myself. It was just a week after I
came. One of his new tenants phoned in that Nesbitt must get the
rubbish out of the alley back of his house or he would move out. Mr.
Nesbitt tried to evade a promise, but the man was curt. 'You get that
rubbish out to-day, or I get out to-morrow.'
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