Psychic ability -- Fiction; Science fiction; Telepathy -- Fiction; United States. Federal Bureau of Investigation -- Fiction
“We do?” Boyd said.
“Sure we do,” Malone said. “The question is: how?”
Boyd said: “Mmm.” Then there was silence for a little while.
“How are the saboteurs doing all this?” Malone said. “It just doesn’t
seem very probable that _all_ the technicians in the Senate Office
Building, for instance, are spies. It makes even less sense that the
labor unions are composed mostly of spies. Or, for that matter, the
Mafia and the organizations like it. What would spies be doing in the
Mafia?”
“Learning Italian,” Boyd said instantly.
“Don’t be silly,” Malone said. “If there were that many spies in this
country, the Russians wouldn’t have to fight at all. They could _vote_
the Communists into power, and by a nice big landslide, too.”
“Wait a minute,” Boyd said. “If there aren’t so many spies, then how
is all this getting done?”
Malone beamed. “That’s the question,” he said. “And I think I have an
answer.”
“You do?” Boyd said. After a second he said: “Oh, no.”
“Suppose you tell me,” Malone said.
Boyd opened his mouth. Nothing emerged. He shut it. A second passed
and he opened it again. “Magic?” he said weakly.
“Not exactly,” Malone said cheerfully. “But you’re getting warm.”
Boyd shut his eyes. “I’m not going to stand for it,” he announced.
“I’m not going to take any more.”
“Any more what?” Malone said. “Tell me what you have in mind.”
“I won’t even consider it,” Boyd said. “It haunts me. It gets into my
dreams. Now, look, Ken, I can’t even see a pitchfork any more without
thinking of Greek letters.”
Malone took a breath. “Which Greek letter?” he said.
“You know very well,” Boyd said. “What a pitchfork looks like. _Psi._
And I’m not even going to think about it.”
“Well,” Malone said equably, “you won’t have to. If you’d rather start
with the Russian-spy end of things, you can do that.”
“What I’d rather do,” Boyd said, “is resign.”
“Next year,” Malone said instantly. “For now, you can wait around
until the dossiers come up—they’re for the Senate Office Building
technicians, and they’re on the way. You can go over them, and start
checking on any known Russian agents in the country for contacts. You
can also start checking on the dossiers, and in general for any
hanky-panky.”
Boyd blinked. “Hanky-panky?” he said.
“It’s a perfectly good word,” Malone said, offended. “Or two words.
Anyhow, you can start on that end, and not worry about anything else.”
“It’s going to haunt me,” Boyd said.
“Well,” Malone said, “eat lots of ectoplasm and get enough sleep, and
everything will be fine. After all, I’m going to have to do the real
end of the work, the psionics end. I may be wrong, but—”
He was interrupted by the phone. He flicked the switch and Andrew J.
Burris’ face appeared on the screen.
“Malone,” Burris said instantly, “I just got a complaint from the
State Department that ties in with your work. Their translator has
been acting up.”
Malone couldn’t say anything for a minute.
“Malone,” Burris went on. “I said—”
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