“Well, then,” Her Majesty said. “The analogy you use is a good one. It’s just as disturbing and as meaningless as that.” “And you don’t know what’s causing it?” Malone said. “I don’t know,” she said. “Nor what the purpose of it is?” he said. Her Majesty shook her head slowly. “Sir Kenneth,” she said, “I don’t even know whether or not there _is_ any purpose.” Malone sighed deeply. Nothing in the case seemed to make any sense. It wasn’t that there were no clues, or no information for him to work with. There were a lot of clues, and there was a lot of information. But nothing seemed to link up with anything else. Every new fact was a bright, shiny arrow pointing nowhere in particular. “Well, then—” he started. The intercom buzzed. Malone jabbed ferociously at the button. “Yes?” he said. “The ghosts are here,” the agent-in-charge’s voice said. Malone blinked. “What?” he said. “You said you were going to get some ghosts,” the agent-in-charge said. “From the Psychical Research Society, in a couple of large bundles. And they’re here now. Want me to exorcise ’em for you?” “No,” Malone said wearily. “Just send them in to join the crowd. Got a messenger?” “I’ll send them down,” the agent-in-charge said. “About one minute.” Malone nodded, realized the man couldn’t see him, said: “Fine,” and switched off. He looked at his watch. A little over half an hour had passed since he had left the Psychical Research Society offices. That, he told himself, was efficiency. Not that the books would mean anything, he thought. They would just take their places at the end of the long row of meaningless, disturbing, vicious facts that cluttered up his mind. He wasn’t an FBI agent any more; he was a clown and a failure, and he was through. He was going to resign and go to South Dakota and live the life of a hermit. He would drink goat’s milk and eat old shoes or something, and whenever another human being came near he would run away and hide. They would call him Old Kenneth, and people would write articles for magazines about The Twentieth Century Hermit. And that would make him famous, he thought wearily, and the whole circle would start all over again. “Now, now, Sir Kenneth,” Queen Elizabeth said. “Things aren’t quite that bad.” “Oh, yes, they are,” Malone said. “They’re even worse.” “I’m sure we can find an answer to all your questions,” Her Majesty said. “Sure,” Malone said. “Even I can find an answer. But it isn’t the right one.” “You can?” Her Majesty said. “That’s right,” Malone said. “My answer is: to hell with everything.” * * * * * Malone’s Washington offices didn’t look any different. He sighed and put the two big packages from the Psychical Research Society down on his desk, and then turned to Her Majesty. “I wanted you to teleport along with me,” he said, “because I need your help.” “Yes,” she said. “I know.” He blinked. “Oh. Sure you do. But let me go over the details.”