Another visitor to Gore House was a pallid, puffy princeling, out of a
job and out of a home. He was Louis Napoleon, reputed nephew of
Napoleon the Great; and he was one day to reign as Napoleon III.,
Emperor of the French. In the meantime, exiled from France, he knocked
around the world, morbidly wondering where his next suit of ready-made
clothes was to come from. He even visited the United States, for a
while, teaching school at Bordentown, New Jersey, and sponging for
loans and dinners from the Jumels and other people kindly disposed to
the Bonaparte cause.
Just now he was in England, living, when he could, on borrowed money,
and sometimes earning a few shillings by serving as special policeman
outside of big houses where dances or receptions were in progress. Out
of the few English homes open to the prince was Marguerite
Blessington's.
Marguerite and D'Orsay took him in, fed him, lent him money, and did a
thousand kindnesses to the poor, outlawed fellow. You shall learn in a
few minutes how he repaid their generosity.
While Marguerite had a talent for writing, she had a positive genius
for spending money. And where talent and genius clash, there can be
only one final result. Her talent, as I have said, brought her about
five thousand dollars a year. Her income from her husband's estate was
a yearly seven-thousand-five-hundred dollars more. But how could
people like Marguerite and D'Orsay keep abreast of the social current
on a beggarly twelve-thousand-five-hundred dollars a year?
The foregoing is a question, not a flight of rhetoric. It has an
answer. And the answer is: they went into debt.
They threw away money; as apt pupils of the lamented Earl of
Blessington might readily have been expected to. When they had no more
money to pay with, they got credit. At first, this was easy enough.
Tradesmen, high and low, deemed it an honor to be creditors of the
all-popular Dowager Countess of Blessington, and of the illustrious
Count D'Orsay. And even after the tradesmen's first zest died down,
the couple were clever enough to arrange matters in such a way as to
keep right on securing goods for which they knew they never could hope
to pay.
Stripped of his glamour, his pretty tricks, and his social position,
D'Orsay shows up as an unadulterated dead beat, a sublimated
panhandler; while Marguerite's early experience in helping
Shiver-the-Frills ward off bailiffs and suchlike gold-seekers now
stood her in fine stead.
They were a grand pair. Their team-work was perfect. Between them,
they succeeded in rolling up debts amounting to more than
five-hundred-and-thirty-five-thousand dollars to tradesfolk alone.
D'Orsay, in addition to this, managed to borrow about sixty-five
thousand from overtrustful personal friends.
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