Humorous stories; Newspapers -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
"Oh, I don't think so. There ain't any one for him to be in love with
anyhow unless it's 'Liza Em'ly. He's really too smart for any girl in
this community an' he ain't got a single picture among his things nor a
letter as I don't know who wrote it. I thought at first as he used to
call 'Annie' in his sleep the nights after we have dumplin's, but it
ain't 'Annie' he says; it's 'Aunty,' an' heaven knows a aunt never broke
no man's heart yet."
Susan rose to go home.
"I'm glad the Fourth's over, anyway," she said as she took up her
parasol and mitts. "I think it's always a great strain on the country,
but even if no one never likes it nor enjoys it, I suppose we must keep
on havin' it with us year after year, for Elijah says as, as a nation,
we're so proud o' bein' ahead o' everythin' an' everybody, that we'll
die afore we'll go on one step further. He says what's one day o' terror
a year beside the idea as we're free to do as we please. Gran'ma Mullins
says all she can say is as she thanks God for every Fourth o' July as
leaves Hiram whole, for he's the only apple she's got for her eye an'
she'd go stark ravin' mad if anythin' was to tear him apart in the dream
of his youth."
"Did--" asked Mrs. Lathrop, solicitously.
"Well, I can't stop to see if I did or did n't now," said Miss Clegg;
"to-night's my last evenin' with Elijah an' I told him to be sure an' be
home early. We'll try an' part pleasantly even though I should be mighty
mad at him if I thought as he was half as glad to go as I am to get rid
of him. I don't like the ways of a man in the house, Mrs. Lathrop,--they
seem to act like they thought you enjoyed havin' 'em around. I can't see
where they ever got the idea in the first place, but it certainly does
seem to stick by 'em most wonderful."
"There--" said Mrs. Lathrop.
Susan turned her head.
"Yes, that's him comin'," she said; "well, now I must go, Mrs. Lathrop.
I'll come over to-morrow an' tell you when I'm free of him, bag an'
baggage."
"Yes," said Mrs. Lathrop, "I--"
"Yes, I do, too," said Miss Clegg, "but you see I said for three months
an' the three months ain't up till to-morrow."
CHAPTER XIX
EXIT THE MAN OUT OF SUSAN CLEGG'S HOUSE
"Well, Mrs. Lathrop," said Miss Clegg, coming over the evening after,
weary but triumphant, "Elijah is gone an' I tell you I'll never be too
tender-hearted for my own good again. I won't say but what it was me an'
nobody else as brought him down on my own head, but I must fully an'
freely state as it's certainly been me an' no one else as has had to
hold my own head up under him. An' he _has_ been a load!
"Why, Mrs. Lathrop, do you know that man's stockin's alone has took me
about one mornin' a week, an' as to buttons--well, I never knew a editor
could bu'st 'em off so fast. An' as to puttin' away what he took off, or
foldin' back things into the drawer where they belongs, why, a monkey
swingin' upside down by his tail is busy carefully keepin' house
compared to Elijah Doxey.
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