Swetnam, the Woman-hater, arraigned by women: A new comedie, acted at the Red Bull, by the late Queenes seruants. — John Shaqi
Swetnam, the Woman-hater, arraigned by women: A new comedie, acted at the Red Bull, by the late Queenes seruants.Anonymous
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Swetnam, the Woman-hater, arraigned by women: A new comedie, acted at the Red Bull, by the late Queenes seruants.
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Swetnam, Joseph, active 1617 -- Drama
_Iag._ I, and behau’d her selfe
Most royall, and discreetly: Insomuch,
Shee put the Iudges to a non-plus, Sir;
Defending and excusing eythers cause,
Vntill _Nicanor_, with his kind aduice,
Desir’d the King they might be tortured,
To see if that would force confession.
_Lor._ Was he the onely Tyrant? Well, ere long
It may be in Our power to quittance him.
I’me glad I know the Serpents subtiltie.
But how concluded they?
_Iag._ I was so vext,
I could not stay a full conclusion.
The Prisoners were dismist before I came:
But how they did determine afterwards,
I long to heare. But what intends your Grace
In this disguise?
_Lor._ To visit the sicke Court,
And free my Sister from captiuitie,
With that good Prince _Lisandro_.
_Enter_ Misogynos _and_ Scanfardo.
_Mis._ A Woman!
Why the more I thinke of their wickednesse,
The more incomprehensible I find it;
For they are, coozening, cologuing, vngrateful, deceitful,
Wauering, waspish, light, toyish, proud, sullen,
Discourteous, cruell, vnconstant; and what not?
Yet, they were created, and by nature formed,
And therefore of all men to be auoyded.
_Lor._ Oh impious conclusion! What is hee?
_Iag._ I ne’r had conuersation with him yet;
But (by report) I’le tell you, He’s a man,
Who’s breeding has beene like the Scarrabee,
Altogether vpon the excrement of the time;
And being swolne with poysonous vapors,
He breakes wind in publique, to blast the
Reputation of all Women; His acquaintance
Has bin altogether amongst Whores and Bawds,
And therefore speakes but in’s owne element.
His owne vnworthie foule deformitie,
Because no Female can affect the same,
Begets in him despaire; and despaire, enuie.
He cares not to defame their very soules,
But that he’s of the Turkes opinion: They haue none.
He is the Viper, that not onely gnawes
Vpon his Mothers fame, but seekes to eat
Thorow all Womens reputations.
_Lor._ Is’t possible! that Sicilie should breed
Such a degenerate Monster, shame of men?
_Iag._ Blame not your Countrie, he’s an Englishman.
_Lor._ I will not see the glories of that Sexe
Be-spawld by such a dogged Humorist,
And passe vnpunisht.
_Iag._ What intends your Grace?
_Lor._ To vndertake this iust and honest quarrell,
In the defence of Vertue, till I haue
Seuerely punisht his opprobrious word,
Committed against Women, who’s iust fame
Merits an Angels Pen to register.
_Scan._ Sir, you haue alter’d me, I thanke you for’t.
_Mis._ Oh! they are all the very pits of Sin,
Which men, for want of wisdome, fall into.
_Scan._ I see it, Sir, and will proclaime as much. _Exit Scan._
_Lor._ Leaue me, _Iago_.
_Iag._ I’me gone, sweet Prince.
_Lor._ Tell me, thou iangling Mastiffe, with what feare
Dar’st thou behold that too much wronged Sex,
Whose Vertues thou hast basely slander’d?
_Mis._ Ha, ha, ha.
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