Swetnam, the Woman-hater, arraigned by women: A new comedie, acted at the Red Bull, by the late Queenes seruants. — John Shaqi
Swetnam, the Woman-hater, arraigned by women: A new comedie, acted at the Red Bull, by the late Queenes seruants.Anonymous
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Swetnam, the Woman-hater, arraigned by women: A new comedie, acted at the Red Bull, by the late Queenes seruants.
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Swetnam, Joseph, active 1617 -- Drama
_Mis._ Nay, I wou’d speake.
What Tyrannies, Oppressions, Massacres,
Women stand guiltie of: and which is more,
What Cities haue beene sackt and ruinate,
Kingdomes subuerted, Lands depopulated,
Monarchies ended? and all these by women.
_Atlan._ Base snarling Dogge, bite out thy slandrous tongue,
And spit it in the face of Innocence,
That at once all thy rancour may haue end:
And doe not still opprobriously condemne
Woman that bred thee, who in nothing more
Is guiltie of dishonour to her Sex:
But that she hath brought forth so base a Viper,
To teare her reputation in his teeth,
As thou hast done.
_Mis._ O doe not scold, good woman!
_1. Iud._ Goe to the purpose.
_Atlan._ I forgot my selfe:
Therefore, graue Iudges, let this base Impostor
Tell me one man that euer gaue his life,
To keepe his vow safe and inuiolate,
Against the assaults of Lust: and for that one,
He find a thousand women, that to keepe
Their Chastities and Honours vndefil’d,
Haue laid their liues downe at base Tyrants feet.
_A Plaudite by Women, crying_, Atlanta, Atlanta, Atlanta!
_1. Law._ This is but a flourish.
_2. Law._ The Fencers Schoole-play beares it.
_Mis._ What hath beene is not now: The Kalender
Of Women Saints is fild vp long agoe:
For now a vniuersall leprosie,
Like to an Inundation, ouer-flowes,
And breakes vpon you all: scarce one is free
From wanton lightnesse and vaine leuitie.
_Atlan._ None like to _Nero_, and _Heliogabulus_.
_Mis._ Yes, wanton _Hellen_ and _Cleopatra_.
_Atlan._ I cou’d name more.
_Mis._ I, ten for one, of Women.
_Atlan._ Sense-pleasing _Sardanapalus_ is beyond
All Women that can be nam’d.
_Mis._ Ile name you one
Beyond all Men, th’insatiate _Messalina_:
Who when she had to satisfie her lust,
Imbrac’d the change of Louers, and was weakened
So farre, she could no longer hold it out:
And being askt if then she were satisfied,
She answerered, No: for though she then were tyr’d,
No change could satisfie her appetite.
_A Plaudite by the Men, crying_, Misogynos, Misogynos, Misogynos.
_Atlan._ O monstrous impietie!
_Aur._ Stop the Detractors mouth: Away with him.
_Women._ Teare him in pieces.
_Not._ Silence in the Court.
_Attic._ It is enough: my Lords, proceed to iudgement;
And lead away _Misogynos_ to his Chamber.
_The two Lawyers lead_ Misogynos _away_.
_1. Iudge._ Read the decree.
_Not._ We the sworne Iudges of this present Court,
In equall ballance hauing weigh’d the reasons,
And allegations of both Aduocates,
In their late Declamations, doe adiudge,
And here conclude that——
_Attic._ Read out.
_Not._ That women are the first and worst temptations
To loue and lustfull folly: and to this
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