Swetnam, the Woman-hater, arraigned by women: A new comedie, acted at the Red Bull, by the late Queenes seruants.Anonymous
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Swetnam, the Woman-hater, arraigned by women: A new comedie, acted at the Red Bull, by the late Queenes seruants.
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Swetnam, Joseph, active 1617 -- Drama
_Iag._ I ioy to heare it; And to say the truth,
Both Sexes equally should beare the blame;
For both offend alike. But pray’ proceed.
_Sfor._ At length, the Aduocate that stood for vs,
Preuail’d so farre, with his forc’d Oratorie,
The Lord _Nicanor_ too, abetting him,
That maugre all the Amazonians wit,
Which was (indeed) beyond expression,
The sentence past against the female Sex;
And the poore Princesse is adiudg’d to death.
_Iag._ The Heauens forbid! The Princesse doom’d to die?
_Sfor._ Too true, my Lord: I heard the words pronounc’d.
_Iag._ A sentence most vniust, and tyrannous.
Where’s the Detractor?
_Sfor._ Crown’d with Victorie,
And intertain’d with Triumph.
_Iag._ That iust Heauen
Should suffer such an impious wretch to live!
I must goe looke the Princesse; when must she dye?
_Sfor._ To morrow’s Sun beholds a daughters fall.
_Iag._ A Sunne must rise to night, to dimme that Sunne,
From the beholding such a horrid deed.
’Twas cruell in a King, for such a fact;
But in a Father, it is tyrannie.
_Enter_ Misogynos.
_Sfor._ Forbeare, my Lord, the times are dangerous.
See! here’s the Champion.
_Iag._ Looke how the Slaue glories in his conquest,
How insolent he stalkes!
Shall we indure such saucie impudence?
_Sfor._ Put vp, put vp, my Lord,
He is not worth our indignation:
Let vs a-while obserue him for some sport.
_Enter_ Scanfardoe.
_Scan._ My noble Fencer, I congratulate
Your braue atchieuements in the last dayes triumph.
_Mis._ I thanke you, Scholler. Was’t not brauely done?
_Scanf._ Done like thy selfe: the spirits of _Mantua_
And old _Diogenes_ doubled in thee.
_Mis._ I thinke, I haue giuen
The Female reputation such a wound,
Will not be cured in haste.
_Enter two Gentlemen._
_Iag._ Ha, ha, ha, ha; Pernicious slaue.
_1. Gent._ Worthie _Misogynos_.
_2. Gent._ Noble Champion,
We doe applaud
Your merit, in the report
Of your late conquest.
_Mis._ Thanke you, Gentlemen
Truth will preuaile, you see.
I speake not for my selfe, in my owne quarrel;
But the generall good of all men in the world.
_1. Gent._ We know it, Sir.
_Iag._ Degenerate Monster, how he iustifies
His slandrous forgeries?
_Mis._ But, Gentlemen,
How goes the rumour?
What do’s the Multitude report of mee?
_1. Gent._ Oh Sir, the Men applaud you infinitely;
But the Women——
_Mis._ I respect not them:
Their curses are my prayers.
_Iag._ Oh damn’d Rogue!
_1. Gent._ If you’le be rul’d by me, go shew your selfe
Amongst them all in publique: O 'twill fret
Their very galls in pieces.
_Iag._ That was well.
Some body second that, and we shall see
Excellent pastime; for they’le ne’r indure
His sight with any patience.
_Scanf._ Doe i’faith
That they may see you haue conquer’d.
_Mis._ And I will.
But should they grow outragious—
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