PAGE THE MARCH-UP 3 VISITING THE PROFESSOR 11 BOOTS FOR HORIZONTAL WEATHER 15 A PORTABLE PLUNGE-BATH 24 REMOVAL OF UGGUG 41 ‘WHAT A GAME!’ 48 ‘DRINK THIS!’ 53 ‘COME, YOU BE OFF!’ 62 THE GARDENER 66 A BEGGAR’S PALACE 72 THE CRIMSON LOCKET 77 ‘HE THOUGHT HE SAW A BUFFALO’ 79 ‘IT WAS A HIPPOPOTAMUS’ 91 THE MAP OF FAIRYLAND 96 ‘HE THOUGHT HE SAW A KANGAROO’ 106 THE MOUSE-LION 108 ‘HAMMER IT IN!’ 115 A BEAR WITHOUT A HEAD 117 ‘COME UP, BRUIN!’ 123 THE OTHER PROFESSOR 135 ‘HOW CHEERFULLY THE BOND HE SIGNED!’ 144 ‘POOR PETER SHUDDERED IN DESPAIR’ 147 ‘SUCH BOOTS AS THESE YOU SELDOM SEE’ 150 ‘I WILL LEND YOU FIFTY MORE!’ 154 ‘HE THOUGHT HE SAW AN ALBATROSS’ 165 THE MASTIFF-SENTINEL 172 THE DOG-KING 176 FAIRY-SYLVIE 193 BRUNO’S REVENGE 213 FAIRIES RESTING 226 A CHANGED CROCODILE 229 A LECTURE ON ART 240 ‘THREE BADGERS ON A MOSSY STONE’ 247 ‘THE FATHER-BADGER, WRITHING IN A CAVE’ 249 ‘THOSE AGED ONES WAXED GAY’ 252 ‘HOW PERFECTLY ISOCHRONOUS!’ 268 THE LAME CHILD 280 ‘IT WENT IN TWO HALVES’ 285 FIVE O’CLOCK TEA 296