And what a wild being it was who sang these wild words! A Gardener he seemed to be—yet surely a mad one, by the way he brandished his rake—madder, by the way he broke, ever and anon, into a frantic jig—maddest of all, by the shriek in which he brought out the last words of the stanza! It was so far a description of himself that he had the _feet_ of an Elephant: but the rest of him was skin and bone: and the wisps of loose straw, that bristled all about him, suggested that he had been originally stuffed with it, and that nearly all the stuffing had come out. [Illustration: THE GARDENER] Sylvie and Bruno waited patiently till the end of the first verse. Then Sylvie advanced alone (Bruno having suddenly turned shy) and timidly introduced herself with the words “Please, I’m Sylvie!” “And who’s that other thing?” said the Gardener. “What thing?” said Sylvie, looking round. “Oh, that’s Bruno. He’s my brother.” “Was he your brother yesterday?” the Gardener anxiously enquired. “Course I were!” cried Bruno, who had gradually crept nearer, and didn’t at all like being talked about without having his share in the conversation. “Ah, well!” the Gardener said with a kind of groan. “Things change so, here. Whenever I look again, it’s sure to be something different! Yet I does my duty! I gets up wriggle-early at five——” “If I was _oo_,” said Bruno, “I wouldn’t wriggle so early. It’s as bad as being a worm!” he added, in an undertone to Sylvie. “But you shouldn’t be lazy in the morning, Bruno,” said Sylvie. “Remember, it’s the _early_ bird that picks up the worm!” “It may, if it likes!” Bruno said with a slight yawn. “I don’t like eating worms, one bit. I always stop in bed till the early bird has picked them up!” “I wonder you’ve the face to tell me such fibs!” cried the Gardener. To which Bruno wisely replied “Oo don’t want a _face_ to tell fibs wiz—only a _mouf_.” Sylvie discreetly changed the subject. “And did you plant all these flowers?” she said. “What a lovely garden you’ve made! Do you know, I’d like to live here _always_!” “In the winter-nights——” the Gardener was beginning. “But I’d nearly forgotten what we came about!” Sylvie interrupted. “Would you please let us through into the road? There’s a poor old beggar just gone out—and he’s very hungry—and Bruno wants to give him his cake, you know!” “It’s as much as my place is worth!” the Gardener muttered, taking a key from his pocket, and beginning to unlock a door in the garden-wall. “How much _are_ it wurf?” Bruno innocently enquired. But the Gardener only grinned. “That’s a secret!” he said. “Mind you come back quick!” he called after the children, as they passed out into the road. I had just time to follow them, before he shut the door again.