Symzonia: Voyage of DiscoverySeaborn, Adam, Captain
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Symzonia: Voyage of Discovery
Seaborn, Adam, Captain
Science fiction; Voyages, Imaginary
Aware that there was a possibility that I might miscarry, and never get
back to this place. I devoted a day to the performance of a necessary
duty to my country, namely, taking possession of the country I had
discovered, in the name and on behalf of the people of the United
States of America. I first drew up a manifesto, setting forth, that I,
Adam Seaborn, mariner, a citizen of the United States of America, did,
on the 5th day of November, Anno Domini one thousand eight hundred and
seventeen, first see and discover this southern continent, a part of
which was between 78° and 84° south latitude, and stretching to the
N. W., S. E., and S. W., beyond my knowledge; which land having never
before been seen by any civilized people, and having been occupied for
the full term of eighteen days by citizens of the said United States,
whether it should prove to be in possession of any other people or not,
provided they were not Christians, was and of right ought to be the
sole property of the said people of the United States, by right of
discovery and occupancy, according to the usages of Christian nations.
Having completed this important paper, which I composed with great
care, knowing that many wars had been waged for a less cause than
a right to so valuable a continent, I had it engraved on a plate
of sheathing copper, with a spread eagle at the top, and at the
bottom a bank, with 100 dollar bills tumbling out of the doors
and windows, to denote the amazing quantity and solidity of the
wealth of my country. When it was completed by the blacksmith,
who was something of a proficient in the fine arts, I went on shore
with all the officers and men that could be spared from the ship,
taking my music, two pieces of cannon, some wine for my officers,
and plenty of grog for the men. We marched up the shore with great
pomp, the music playing and colours flying, to a convenient spot,
where I buried the copper plate, and rolled upon it as large a stone
as the whole ship's company could move, and ordered the blacksmith to
engrave upon it, in large deep letters, "Seaborn's Land, A. D. 1817."
A liberty pole was then erected on the spot, and the standard of the
United States displayed upon it; all of which being accomplished,
I ordered a salute to be fired of one gun for every State. "How many
will that be, sir?" asked Mr. Boneto, adding, that they came so fast
he could not keep the run of them. Slim said it was twenty-one. I
objected to that number, as being the royal salute of Great-Britain,
and settled the matter by telling them to fire away till they were
tired of it, and finish off with a few squibs for the half-made
States. We completed the ceremony with a plenty of grog, and reiterated
huzzas, as usual, and thus established the title of the United States
to this newly discovered country, in the most incontestible manner,
and strictly according to rule.
CHAPTER V
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