England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
His feeling of accumulated annoyance vanished on realising the instant
result. Here he was, in the very centre of the old-fashioned winter he
had ordered, stamping up and down in the snow that powdered the
courtyard; through the archway he identified the main thoroughfare as
Holborn. A cheerful cloud and an agreeable scent of coffee came from the
doorway, and through the doorway came also at intervals apprehensive
travellers, who gave a look of relief on discovering that the stage coach
had not set off without them. Ostlers brought sturdy horses from the
stables, horses that seemed anxious to do right, but somehow failed at
every point to conciliate the men, who on their side did not attempt to
hide opinions. The youth advanced across the cobble-stones and inquired
at what hour the stage coach was supposed to start; the ostler gave an
answer almost identical in terms with the fierce denunciation used to the
animals. The coarseness staggered him until he remembered the year, and
the absence of education in the lives of the class to which the ostler
belonged. He turned to speak to the driver.
“Not what I call cold,” answered the driver, snatching a piece of straw
from a truss and starting to chew it. “Remember January in ’27?”
“Can’t say I do.”
“That was a teaser,” said the coachman. He gave four slaps to each
shoulder. “Snowed up jest afore we got to Reading. No chance of escape.
Not a bit of food after the third day. Fortunately, the guard was a
plumpish man; Tom Bates his name was; the chap who’s with us to-day is
thin, I’m sorry to say. Bates’s widow took it very well, considerin’ how
onreasonable some women are. Course, the passengers made a collection
for her. Tottled up poor Tom, they did, and paid for him at the rate of
eightpence a pound. As she very properly remarked, it isn’t every widow
that can say of her late husband that he was worth his weight in copper.”
The young man offered his cigar-case, and the driver, with a dexterous
scoop, took the whole of the contents and dropped them into one of his
enormous pockets.
“It’s the outside passengers that suffer most,” the driver went on. “You
recollect that case of a gen’leman on the box-seat a year ago this very
day? Don’t say you never ’eerd tell of him! He belonged to a banking
firm in Lombard Street, and he started, just as you might, from this very
spot, cheerful and warm and as pleased with himself as anybody could wish
to be. Talked a bit at first, but before we were ten miles out he had
left off, and when we got twenty miles out I gave him a jerk with the
butt end of my whip like this, and— What do you think?”
“I should imagine that he resented the impertinence.”
“He might have done all that you say,” remarked the driver, slapping one
of the horses, “only he was froze. Froze stiff.”
“Bless my soul!” cried the young man. “What a shocking end!”
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