England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“I don’t,” he admitted. “All I know is that that’s the name you’ve give
up at the ‘Unicorn’ where you be staying. Here’s something I can write
on. ‘Advice to Intending Emigrants.’ I’ve got no special use for that.
Now then, sir, let’s have it all over again.”
“I want you,” said the London man, drawing him away to a sheeted truck,
and speaking with great distinctness, “to take a message for me up to the
Vicarage.”
“Here’s a question I’ve very often considered to myself,” said George,
stopping with the paper flat against the truck. “Is there a ‘k’ in it,
or isn’t there a ‘k’ in it, or doesn’t it matter whether you put one or
not?”
“And see Miss Thirkell, and tell her—”
“She’s the one with the reddish hair, isn’t she?”
“She’s the one with black hair.”
“Not fur out,” remarked George, complacently. “Go on, sir.” He
continued to write laboriously.
“Tell her that some one from town wishes to see her on important
business, and will she be at the station here at half-past eight this
evening.”
“But they’ve got their party on. ’Sides which—”
“Nothing could be better.”
“’Sides which there’s no train about that time.”
“I don’t want her to go by train,” shouted the other in an irritable way.
“I only want to have a talk.”
“Excuse me asking, sir, but is it love?”
“You’ve guessed it!”
“A wonderful thing, once it catches you. I never been mixed up in it to
any considerable extent, but I keep my eyes open, and I noticed that once
parties get affected by it, why there’s no telling.”
“That,” said the other, “is the case with me. It’s all on her account
that I have come down here for a week, and I find it impossible for me to
go back until I have seen her. Just a few whispered words of affection
with her and October to me will seem like June.”
“Can’t promise to repeat all you say word for word,” mentioned George,
“but I’ll give her the general bearing of your remarks. I shall say that
you’re over head and ears.”
“I believe,” said Mr. Polsworthy, with something like enthusiasm, “I
shall have to give you a present. You’re an honest, worthy fellow, and
the most intelligent young man in the whole village.”
“I’ve said that to myself,” declared George, “frequent.” He folded the
document. “About what time, sir, did you think of getting me to do this
little job for you?”
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