England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Always been my desire,” he said benevolently, “to treat every one alike,
and I trust I’ve succeeded.”
“You’ve done it, sir. No mistake about that.”
“I hope I have never shown anything in the shape of favouritism.”
“There again, sir, you’re right.”
“I am anxious to express the desire that nothing but what I may call
kindly thoughts will be entertained concerning me when I leave the duties
I have so long carried out,” said Inspector Richards elaborately, “and
there’s no objection to you mentioning it, as freely as you like, that I
shall be glad to see old friends at any hour, and any time, from
half-past eight in the morning till eleven o’clock o’ night at
three-two-seven, Hampstead Road.”
A few of the junior members were under the impression that the words
suggested liberal and cheerful hospitality; those who knew Mr. Richards
better warned them not to expect too much from old T. R. T. R., they
said, had never yet given away a ha’porth of anything, and acquaintance
with human nature induced them to believe that he, at his age, was not
likely to begin. The one person who had known T. R. the longest found
herself swiftly disillusioned. Harriet was to live with her father over
the shop in Hampstead Road, and to keep house for him; her wedding was to
take place when Mr. Richards found it possible to make other
arrangements, and not until then.
“I shall look after the shop,” he said commandingly. “That’s my part of
the work. All you’ve got to do is to see to the cooking, and the
cleaning up, the washing on Mondays, the ironing later on, the boots, the
garden at the back, and so on and so forth. You sweep out the shop first
thing in the morning, but apart from that, you’re not to show your face
there. Understand?”
“Yes, father.”
“Don’t give me the trouble of speaking twice,” he went on in his official
manner. “I’ve been used to managing much bigger affairs, without any
trouble, and this will be mere child’s play. I look on it more as a
hobby than anything else. Worst thing that can happen to a man of my
industrious nature is to have nothing to occupy his mind. Go in now, and
don’t you ever dare come out ’less I call you.”
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