England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Mr. Richards eyed him across the counter; the other, almost quailing,
asked whether the establishment included matches amongst its stores. A
box being produced, he inquired how many it contained. Mr. Richards said
he did not know. The lad, opening the box, remarked that it appeared to
have been tampered with, and expressed a desire not to be swindled. The
proprietor imperatively ordered him to go out of the shop, and went back
to his meal. This had become cold; the circumstance that he himself was
considerably heated did not compensate.
“There’s another!” mentioned Harriet.
A lamp-boy, bearing on his features evidence of occupation, wished to
make an inquiry, and, accepting the reply, stayed to argue that tin-tacks
were a necessity to many people at many times and should therefore be
kept by those who desired to serve the public; he went on to give a brief
lecture on the laws of supply and demand, and, this finished, seemed
unwilling to leave without confessing something in the way of patronage,
and Mr. Richards found himself called upon to give two halfpennies in
exchange for a penny and to say “Thank you” to an individual whom he had
not, in official days, condescended to notice.
“You must put some brains into it,” counselled the boy, before going out
of the doorway. “That’s your only chance. Competition’s very keen at
the present time. And don’t forget civility. Civility goes a long way
with a lot of people.”
“Take your hand away from that new paint! I don’t want to identify
customers by finger-marks.”
“You won’t have any if you don’t treat ’em properly.”
“Go back to the station,” roared Mr. Richards, “and give them features of
yours a good wash!”
“Used soap and water just before I came away.”
“Then get them to turn the hose on you.”
The boy tried to think of a retort, but none came. He made a face and
went.
That evening, at half-past six, saw the real start of business. In less
than five minutes the shop filled with customers, all talking loudly, all
demanding to be served at once, but, in spite of this, making no attempt
to leave quickly. More than once in the flurry and bustle of taking
money—it was the night of pay-day, and much change therefore required—he
called upstairs to inquire whether Harriet’s young man had arrived; the
last answer received was to the effect that the youth in question had
been told not to come round that evening.
“Who told you to say that?”
“I thought it best, father.”
He made an appeal to the customers for sympathy on the grounds that he
had a fool for a daughter. They asked what else he had a right to
expect.
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