England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Mrs. Baynes brought downstairs an hour later her Post Office book, and
announced that she had been giving five minutes of serious thought to the
matter. Seemed to her that here was a chance of a lifetime, and to
neglect it would only mean perpetual remorse. He pointed out once more
the serious risks run by those who backed horses, and submitted a large
number of objections. These she brushed aside. On asking how she
proposed to set about backing Vinolia, it was admitted that here his help
would be required. Baynes declared he intended to take no share or part
in the undertaking.
“Very well, then,” she said, “I shall have to make inquiries and see
about doing it myself.”
“Rather than you should be taken in by a set of rogues,” he conceded,
“I’ll do as you wish. But, mind you, I’m acting in entire opposition to
my better judgment!”
* * * * *
Baynes, back from work on the day of the race, found his wife waiting at
the front gate, tapping at it impatiently; as he came within six houses
of his home, he shook his head. She took up the hem of her apron, and
with this to her eyes ran indoors. From the kitchen he roared a command
to her to come down and leave off snivelling and make herself useful.
Obtaining no reply, he took the trouble to go to the foot of the stairs
and make the formal announcement that, unless she descended at once, he
would break every bone in her body. She came, red-eyed, and, kneeling,
unlaced his boots.
“You can’t say I didn’t warn you,” he remarked sternly. “Every word I
uttered has proved to be true. All your money gone, and your poor Uncle
Ernest, if he’s looking down, or up, as the case may be, must feel
sorry—”
“Don’t, William, don’t!”
“Oh, but I’m going to tell you the truth,” he said with determination.
“I’m not the man to mince my words. You get no sympathy out of me.
There’s only yourself to blame, and you’ve got to recognise the fact.
I’m not going to have you going about saying that you was recommended to
back the horse by other people. What you did, you did with your eyes
open.”
“Where did it come in?”
“Don’t interrupt me,” shouted Baynes, “when I’m talking! Been and lost
the thread of my argument now. Besides, what does it matter where it
came in? You asked me to back the horse to win; there was nothing said
about backing it for a place. As I told you, I couldn’t get thirty-three
to one; but I did, after a lot of trouble, manage to put your money on at
twenty-five. I’ve behaved straightforward throughout the entire
business, and, now it’s over, all I ask is that nothing more shall be
said about it. I’m sick and tired of the whole affair. Perhaps another
time you’ll listen to me when I give you good advice.”
“I shall never back a horse again,” she declared tearfully.
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