Oh yes; this time he was to blame. He should have remembered, and when
he deserted his blood-stained pantaloons, he should not have deserted
along with them his purse. Make the most of his error, and then compare
it with the punishment! Conceive his new position, for I lack words to
picture it; conceive him condemned to return to that house, from the very
thought of which his soul revolted, and once more to expose himself to
capture on the very scene of the misdeed: conceive him linked to the
mouldy cab and the familiar cabman. John cursed the cabman silently, and
then it occurred to him that he must stop the incarceration of his
portmanteau; that, at least, he must keep close at hand, and he turned to
recall the porter. But his reflections, brief as they had appeared, must
have occupied him longer than he supposed, and there was the man already
returning with the receipt.
Well, that was settled; he had lost his portmanteau also; for the
sixpence with which he had paid the Murrayfield Toll was one that had
strayed alone into his waistcoat pocket, and unless he once more
successfully achieved the adventure of the house of crime, his
portmanteau lay in the cloakroom in eternal pawn, for lack of a penny
fee. And then he remembered the porter, who stood suggestively
attentive, words of gratitude hanging on his lips.
John hunted right and left; he found a coin—prayed God that it was a
sovereign—drew it out, beheld a halfpenny, and offered it to the porter.
The man’s jaw dropped.
‘It’s only a halfpenny!’ he said, startled out of railway decency.
‘I know that,’ said John, piteously.
And here the porter recovered the dignity of man.
‘Thank you, sir,’ said he, and would have returned the base gratuity.
But John, too, would none of it; and as they struggled, who must join in
but the cabman?
‘Hoots, Mr. Baigrey,’ said he, ‘you surely forget what day it is!’
‘I tell you I have no change!’ cried John.
‘Well,’ said the driver, ‘and what then? I would rather give a man a
shillin’ on a day like this than put him off with a derision like a
bawbee. I’m surprised at the like of you, Mr. Baigrey!’
‘My name is not Baigrey!’ broke out John, in mere childish temper and
distress.
‘Ye told me it was yoursel’,’ said the cabman.
‘I know I did; and what the devil right had you to ask?’ cried the
unhappy one.
‘Oh, very well,’ said the driver. ‘I know my place, if you know yours—if
you know yours!’ he repeated, as one who should imply grave doubt; and
muttered inarticulate thunders, in which the grand old name of gentleman
was taken seemingly in vain.
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