“It’s all over with our poor Judy!” said I, with a heavy sigh, making
bold to speak to him one night when he was a little cheerful, and
standing in the servants’ hall all alone with me, as was often his
custom. “Not at all,” said he; “I never was fonder of Judy than at this
present speaking; and to prove it to you,” said he, and he took from my
hand a halfpenny, change that I had just got along with my tobacco, “and
to prove it to you, Thady,” says he, “it’s a toss up with me which I
should marry this minute, her or Mr. Moneygawl of Mount Juliet’s town’s
daughter--so it is.” “Oh, boo! boo!” [7] says I, making light of it,
to see what he would go on to next; “your honour’s joking, to be sure;
there’s no compare between our poor Judy and Miss Isabella, who has a
great fortune, they say.” “I’m not a man to mind a fortune, nor never
was,” said Sir Condy, proudly, “whatever her friends may say; and to
make short of it,” says he, “I’m come to a determination upon the spot;”
with that he swore such a terrible oath, as made me cross myself; “and
by this book,” said he, snatching up my ballad book, mistaking it for my
prayer book, which lay in the window; “and by this book,” says he, “and
by all the books that ever were shut and opened, it’s come to a toss-up
with me, and I’ll stand or fall by the toss; and so Thady, hand me over
that _pin_[8] out of the ink-horn,” and he makes a cross on the smooth
side of the halfpenny; “Judy M’Quirk,” says he, “her mark.” [9] God
bless him! his hand was a little unsteadied by all the whiskey punch he
had taken, but it was plain to see his heart was for poor Judy. My heart
was all as one as in my mouth when I saw the halfpenny up in the air,
but I said nothing at all; and when it came down, I was glad I had kept
myself to myself, for to be sure now it was all over with poor Judy.
“Judy’s out a luck,” said I, striving to laugh. “I’m out a luck,” said
he; and I never saw a man look so cast down: he took up the halfpenny
off the flag, and walked away quite sober-like by the shock. Now, though
as easy a man, you would think, as any in the wide world, there was no
such thing as making him unsay one of these sort of vows,[10] which he
had learned to reverence when young, as I well remember teaching him to
toss up for bog-berries on my knee. So I saw the affair was as good as
settled between him and Miss Isabella, and I had no more to say but
to wish her joy, which I did the week afterwards, upon her return from
Scotland with my poor master.
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