“To my cost.--Very nearly taken in by them half a dozen times; for
they are brought to me by dozens; and they are so made up for sale,
and the people do so swear to you that it’s real, real love, and it
looks so like it: and, if you stoop to examine it, you hear it pressed
upon you by such elegant oaths.--By all that’s lovely!--By all my
hopes of happiness!--By your own charming self! Why, what can one do
but look like a fool, and believe? for these men, at the time, all
look so like gentlemen, that one cannot bring oneself flatly to tell
them that they are cheats and swindlers, that they are perjuring their
precious souls. Besides, to call a lover a perjured creature is to
encourage him. He would have a right to complain if you went back
after that.”
“O dear! what a move was there!” cried Lady Catherine. “Miss
Broadhurst is so entertaining to-night, notwithstanding her sore
throat, that one can positively attend to nothing else. And she talks
of love and lovers too with such _connoissance de fait_--counts her
lovers by dozens, tied up in true lovers’ knots!”
“Lovers!--no, no! Did I say lovers?--suitors I should have said.
There’s nothing less like a lover, a true lover, than a suitor, as all
the world knows, ever since the days of Penelope. Dozens!--never had a
lover in my life!--And fear, with much reason, I never shall have one
to my mind.”
“My lord, you’ve given up the game,” cried Lady Catherine; “but you
make no battle.”
“It would be so vain to combat against your ladyship,” said Lord
Colambre, rising, and bowing politely to Lady Catherine, but turning
the next instant to converse with Miss Broadhurst.
“But when I talked of liking to be an heiress,” said Lady Anne, “I was
not thinking of lovers.”
“Certainly.--One is not always thinking of lovers, you know,” added
Lady Catherine.
“Not always,” replied Miss Broadhurst. “Well, lovers out of the
question on all sides, what would your ladyship buy with the thousands
upon thousands?”
“Oh, every thing, if I were you,” said Lady Anne.
“Rank, to begin with,” said Lady Catherine.
“Still my old objection--bought rank is but a shabby thing.”
“But there is so little difference made between bought and hereditary
rank in these days,” said Lady Catherine.
“I see a great deal still,” said Miss Broadhurst; “so much, that I
would never buy a title.”
“A title, without birth, to be sure,” said Lady Anne, “would not be so
well worth buying; and as birth certainly is not to be bought--”
“And even birth, were it to be bought, I would not buy,” said
Miss Broadhurst, “unless I could be sure to have it with all the
politeness, all the noble sentiments, all the magnanimity, in short,
all that should grace and dignify high birth.”
“Admirable!” said Lord Colambre. Grace Nugent smiled.
“Lord Colambre, will you have the goodness to put my mother in mind, I
must go away?”
“I am bound to obey, but I am very sorry for it,” said his lordship.
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