would have come to the same thing; and Mordicai would have answered
as he now did; “Sir, it was my partner made that bargain, not myself;
and I don’t hold myself bound by it, for he is the sleeping partner
only, and not empowered to act in the way of business. Had Mr. Berryl
bargained with me, I should have told him that he should have looked
to these things before his carriage went out of our yard.”
The indignation of Lord Colambre kindled at these words--but in vain:
to all that indignation could by word or look urge against Mordicai,
he replied, “May be so, sir: the law is open to your friend--the law
is open to all men, who can pay for it.”
Lord Colambre turned in despair from the callous coachmaker, and
listened to one of his more compassionate-looking workmen, who was
reviewing the disabled curricle; and, whilst he was waiting to know
the sum of his friend’s misfortune, a fat, jolly, Falstaff-looking
personage came into the yard, and accosted Mordicai with a degree of
familiarity which, from a gentleman, appeared to Lord Colambre to be
almost impossible.
“How are you, Mordicai, my good fellow?” cried he, speaking with a
strong Irish accent.
“Who is this?” whispered Lord Colambre to the foreman, who was
examining the curricle.
“Sir Terence O’Fay, sir--There must be entire new wheels.”
“Now tell me, my tight fellow,” continued Sir Terence, holding
Mordicai fast, “when, in the name of all the saints, good or bad, in
the calendar, do you reckon to let us sport the _suicide_?”
“Will you be so good, sir, to finish making out this estimate for me?”
interrupted Lord Colambre.
Mordicai forcibly drew his mouth into what he meant for a smile, and
answered, “As soon as possible, Sir Terence.” Sir Terence, in a tone
of jocose, wheedling expostulation, entreated him to have the carriage
finished _out of hand_: “Ah, now! Mordy, my precious! let us have it
by the birthday, and come and dine with us o’ Monday at the Hibernian
Hotel--there’s a rare one--will you?”
Mordicai accepted the invitation, and promised faithfully that the
_suicide_ should be finished by the birthday. Sir Terence shook hands
upon this promise, and, after telling a good story, which made one of
the workmen in the yard--an Irishman--grin with delight, walked off.
Mordicai, first waiting till the knight was out of hearing, called
aloud, “You grinning rascal! mind, at your peril, and don’t let that
there carriage be touched, d’ye see, till farther orders.”
One of Mr. Mordicai’s clerks, with a huge long feathered pen behind
his ear, observed that Mr. Mordicai was right in that caution, for
that, to the best of his comprehension, Sir Terence O’Fay, and his
principal too, were over head and ears in debt.
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