The common lion-hunting bore is too well known to need particular
description; but some notice of their habitudes may not be useless for
avoidance. The whole class male subsists by fetching and carrying bays,
grasping at notes and scraps, if any great name be to them; run wild
after verses in MS.; fond of autographs. The females carry albums; some
learn _bon mots_ by rote, and repeat them like parrots; others do not
know a good thing when they meet with it, unless they are told the name
of the cook. Some relish them really, but eat till they burst; others,
after cramming to stupidity, would cram you from their pouch, as the
monkey served Gulliver on the house-top. The whole tribe are foul
feeders, at best love trash and fatten upon scraps; the worst absolutely
rake the kennels, and prey on garbage. They stick with amazing tenacity,
almost resembling canine fidelity and gratitude, to the remains of the
dead lion. But in fact, their love is like that of the ghowl; worse than
ghowls, they sell all which they do not destroy; every scrap of the dead
lion may turn to account. It is wonderful what curious saleable articles
they make of the parings of his claws, and hairs of his mane. The bear
has been said to live at need by sucking his own paws. The bore lives
by sucking the paws of the lion, on which he thrives apace, and, in some
instances, has grown to an amazing size. The dead paws are as good for
his purpose as the living, and better--there being no fear of the claws.
How he escapes those claws when the lion is alive, is the wonder. The
winged lion, however, is above touching these creatures; and the real
gentleman lion of the true blood, in whose nature there is nothing of
the bear, will never let his paws be touched by a bore. His hair stands
on end at the approach or distant sight of any of the kind, lesser or
greater; but very difficult he often finds it to avoid them. Any other
may, more easily than a lion, _shirk a bore_. It is often attempted,
but seldom or never successfully. He hides in his den, but _not at home_
will not always do. The lion is too civil to shut the door in the bore’s
very face, though he mightily wishes to do so. It is pleasant sport to
see a great bore and lion opposed to each other; how he stands or sits
upon his guard; how cunningly the bore tries to fasten upon him, and how
the lion tries to shake him off!--if the bore persists beyond endurance,
the lion roars, and he flies; or the lion springs, and he dies.
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