A more extraordinary circumstance than any I have yet noted, respecting
the natural history of lions and bores, remains to be told; that the
lion himself, the _greater_ kind as well as the lesser of him, are apt,
sooner or later, to turn into bores; but the metamorphosis, though the
same in the result, takes place in different circumstances, and from
quite different causes: with the lesser lion and lioness often from
being shown, or showing themselves too frequently; with the greater,
from very fear of being like the animal he detests.
I once knew a gentleman, not a bore quite, but a very clever man, one of
great sensibility and excessive sensitiveness, who could never sit still
a quarter of an hour together, never converse with you comfortably, or
finish a good story, but evermore broke off in the middle with “I am
_boring_ you”--“I must run away or I shall be a bore.” It ended in his
becoming that which he most feared to be.
There are a few rare exceptions to all that has been said of the
caprices or _weaknesses_ of lions. The greatest of lions known or
unknown, the most agreeable as well as the noblest of creatures, is
quite free from these infirmities. He neither affects to show himself,
nor lies sullen in his den. I have somewhere seen his picture sketched;
I should guess by himself at some moment I when the lion turned painter.
“I pique myself upon being one of the best conditioned animals that ever
was shown, since the time of him who was in vain I defied by the knight
of the woful figure; for I get up at the first touch of the pole, rouse
myself, shake my mane, lick my chops, turn round, lie down, and go to
sleep again.” It was bad policy in me to let the words “_go to sleep_”
sound upon the reader’s ear, for I have not yet quite done; I have one
more class, and though last not least; were I to adopt that enigmatical
style which made the fortune of the oracle of Apollo, I might add--and
though least, greatest. But this, the oracular sublime, has now gone to
the gipsies and the conjurors, and I must write plain English, if I can.
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