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But as he tied a knot in the stocking, came the fear that even this
money might be misapplied; even his will might be ignored, through
repeated postponement and the law's indifference.
Who, save old Billy Skidmore, would care whether old Tommy McGuffy's
last resting-place were designated or not? Once let the worms begin
operations upon this antique morsel, what would it matter to Rearward
folks where the banquet was taking place?
Tommy now underwent a second attack of horror, from which he came
victorious, a gleeful smile momentarily lifting the dimness from his
excessively lachrymal eyes.
“I'll fix 'em,” he said to himself. “I'll go to-day to Ricketts, the
marble-cutter, and order my own tombstone.”
Three months thereafter, Ricketts, the marble-cutter, untied the knot
in the stocking that had been Billy's and deposited the contents in the
local savings-bank.
In the cemetery stood a monument very lofty and elaborate. Around it was
an iron fence. Within the enclosure there was no grave as yet.
“Here,” said the monument, in deep-cut-letters, but bad English, “lies
all that remains of Thomas McGuffy, born in Rearward, November 11, 1820;
died----. Gone whither the wicked cease from troubling and the weary are
at rest.”
This supplementary information was framed in the words of Tommy's
favourite passage in his favourite hymn. His liking for this was mainly
on account of its tune.
He had left the date of his death to be inserted by the marble cutter
after its occurrence.
Rearward folks were amused at sight of the monument, and they ascribed
the placing of it there to the eccentricity of a taciturn old man.
Tommy seemed to derive much pleasure from visiting his tombstone on
mild days. He spent many hours contemplating it. He would enter the iron
enclosure, lock the gate after him, and sit upon the ground that was
intended some day to cover his body.
He was a familiar sight to people riding or walking past the
graveyard,--this thin old man leaning upon his cane, contentedly
pondering over the inscription on his own tombstone.
He undoubtedly found much innocent pleasure in it.
One afternoon, as he was so engaged, he was assailed by a new
apprehension.
Suppose that Ricketts, the marble-cutter, should fail to inscribe the
date of his death in the space left vacant for it!
There was almost no likelihood of such an omission, but there was at
least a possibility of it.
He glanced across the cemetery to Jerry Hurley's unmarked mound, and
shuddered.
Then he thought laboriously.
When he left the cemetery in such time as to avoid a delay of his
evening meal and a consequent outburst of anger on the part of his old
housekeeper, he had taken a resolution.
“Threescore years and ten, says the Bible,” he muttered to himself as he
walked homeward. “The scriptural lifetime'll do for me.”
A week thereafter old Tommy gazed proudly upon the finished inscription.
“Died November 11, 1890,” was the newest bit of biography there
engraved.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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