My father sent me to pay a visit to my uncle, by way of keeping
the old gentleman in mind of me. I was received, as usual,
without any expression of discontent; which we always considered
equivalent to a hearty welcome. Whether he had ever heard of my
strolling freak or not I could not discover; he and his man were
both so taciturn. I spent a day or two roaming about the dreary
mansion and neglected park; and felt at one time, I believe, a
touch of poetry, for I was tempted to drown myself in a
fish-pond; I rebuked the evil spirit, however, and it left me. I
found the same red-headed boy running wild about the park, but I
felt in no humor to hunt him at present. On the contrary, I tried
to coax him to me, and to make friends with him, but the young
savage was untameable.
When I returned from my uncle’s I remained at home for some time,
for my father was disposed, he said, to make a man of me. He took
me out hunting with him, and I became a great favorite of the
red-nosed squire, because I rode at everything; never refused the
boldest leap, and was always sure to be in at the death. I used
often however, to offend my father at hunting dinners, by taking
the wrong side in politics. My father was amazingly ignorant—so
ignorant, in fact, as not to know that he knew nothing. He was
staunch, however, to church and king, and full of old-fashioned
prejudices. Now, I had picked up a little knowledge in politics
and religion, during my rambles with the strollers, and found
myself capable of setting him right as to many of his antiquated
notions. I felt it my duty to do so; we were apt, therefore, to
differ occasionally in the political discussions that sometimes
arose at these hunting dinners.
I was at that age when a man knows least and is most vain of his
knowledge; and when he is extremely tenacious in defending his
opinion upon subjects about which he knows nothing. My father was
a hard man for any one to argue with, for he never knew when he
was refuted. I sometimes posed him a little, but then he had one
argument that always settled the question; he would threaten to
knock me down. I believe he at last grew tired of me, because I
both out-talked and outrode him. The red-nosed squire, too, got
out of conceit of me, because in the heat of the chase, I rode
over him one day as he and his horse lay sprawling in the dirt.
My father, therefore, thought it high time to send me to college;
and accordingly to Trinity College at Oxford was I sent.
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