I had remarked this last personage throughout dinner-time for one
of Those incessant questioners, who seem to have a craving,
unhealthy appetite in conversation. He never seemed satisfied
with the whole of a story; never laughed when others laughed; but
always put the joke to the question. He could never enjoy the
kernel of the nut, but pestered himself to get more out of the
shell.
“Do you believe in ghosts, then?” said the inquisitive gentleman.
“Faith, but I do,” replied the jovial Irishman; “I was brought up
in the fear and belief of them; we had a Benshee in our own
family, honey.”
“A Benshee—and what’s that?” cried the questioner.
“Why an old lady ghost that tends upon your real Milesian
families, and wails at their window to let them know when some of
them are to die.”
“A mighty pleasant piece of information,” cried an elderly
gentleman, with a knowing look and a flexible nose, to which he
could give a whimsical twist when he wished to be waggish.
“By my soul, but I’d have you know it’s a piece of distinction to
be waited upon by a Benshee. It’s a proof that one has pure blood
in one’s veins. But, egad, now we’re talking of ghosts, there
never was a house or a night better fitted than the present for a
ghost adventure. Faith, Sir John, haven’t you such a thing as a
haunted chamber to put a guest in?”
“Perhaps,” said the Baronet, smiling, “I might accommodate you
even on that point.”
“Oh, I should like it of all things, my jewel. Some dark oaken
room, with ugly wo-begone portraits that stare dismally at one,
and about which the housekeeper has a power of delightful stories
of love and murder. And then a dim lamp, a table with a rusty
sword across it, and a spectre all in white to draw aside one’s
curtains at midnight—”
“In truth,” said an old gentleman at one end of the table, “you
put me in mind of an anecdote—”
“Oh, a ghost story! a ghost story!” was vociferated round the
board, every one edging his chair a little nearer.
The attention of the whole company was now turned upon the
speaker. He was an old gentleman, one side of whose face was no
match for the other. The eyelid drooped and hung down like an
unhinged window shutter. Indeed, the whole side of his head was
dilapidated, and seemed like the wing of a house shut up and
haunted. I’ll warrant that side was well stuffed with ghost
stories.
There was a universal demand for the tale.
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