“For my part,” continued he, giving his hat a twitch a little
more on one side, “for my part, I hate your fine dinners; there’s
nothing, sir, like the freedom of a chop-house. I’d rather, any
time, have my steak and tankard among my own set, than drink
claret and eat venison with your cursed civil, elegant company,
who never laugh at a good joke from a poor devil, for fear of its
being vulgar. A good joke grows in a wet soil; it flourishes in
low places, but withers on your d—d high, dry grounds. I once
kept high company, sir, until I nearly ruined myself; I grew so
dull, and vapid, and genteel. Nothing saved me but being arrested
by my landlady and thrown into prison; where a course of
catch-clubs, eight-penny ale, and poor-devil company, manured my
mind and brought it back to itself again.”
As it was now growing late we parted for the evening; though I
felt anxious to know more of this practical philosopher. I was
glad, therefore, when Buckthorne proposed to have another meeting
to talk over old school times, and inquired his school-mate’s
address. The latter seemed at first a little shy of naming his
lodgings; but suddenly assuming an air of hardihood—“Green Arbour
court, sir,” exclaimed he—“number—in Green Arbour court. You must
know the place. Classic ground, sir! classic ground! It was there
Goldsmith wrote his Vicar of Wakefield. I always like to live in
literary haunts.”
I was amused with this whimsical apology for shabby quarters. On
our Way homewards Buckthorne assured me that this Dribble had
been the prime wit and great wag of the school in their boyish
days, and one of those unlucky urchins denominated bright
geniuses. As he perceived me curious respecting his old
school-mate, he promised to take me with him, in his proposed
visit to Green Arbour court.
A few mornings afterwards he called upon me, and we set forth on
our expedition. He led me through a variety of singular alleys,
and courts, and blind passages; for he appeared to be profoundly
versed in all the intricate geography of the metropolis. At
length we came out upon Fleet Market, and traversing it, turned
up a narrow street to the bottom of a long steep flight of stone
steps, named Break-neck Stairs. These, he told me, led up to
Green Arbour court, and that down them poor Goldsmith might many
a time have risked his neck. When we entered the court, I could
not but smile to think in what out-of-the-way corners genius
produces her bantlings! And the muses, those capricious dames,
who, forsooth, so often refuse to visit palaces, and deny a
single smile to votaries in splendid studies and gilded
drawing-rooms,—what holes and burrows will they frequent to
lavish their favors on some ragged disciple!
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