Tales of a Vanishing RiverReed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
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Tales of a Vanishing River
Reed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
Illinois -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Kankakee River (Ind. and Ill.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Up to the hour of going to press there are no further particulars to
record, but we hope that before our next issue, justice will triumph,
and the burglar with his ill gotten booty will be within its grasp.”
“And now, suh, will you please cast youah eye oveh this reco’d of
infamy,” requested the Colonel, as he handed me a later copy of the same
paper.
The next account was headed:
“ARRESTED!!!—PRELIMINARY
HEARING!!!—HABEAS CORPUS!!!”
and it read as follows:
“We are able to announce that the crafty and resourceful robber of the
county treasurer’s office, who so successfully eluded the grasp of his
pursuers, and made good his retreat into the river marshes, has probably
been apprehended.
“The evidence seems to indicate that one Col. Peets, who lives on a
small farm on the river, above the marsh, is the culprit.
“He was captured there by the sheriff, the day after our last week’s
issue was in the hands of the public. He offered no resistance. The
information that led to his capture was received from Mr. Tipton Posey
who keeps the well known general store near Bundy’s Bridge. Mr. Posey
stated that the description of the robber, printed in this paper,
exactly fitted Col. Peets, with the exception of the chin whiskers,
which he thought were false.
“This paper is invariably modest and unassuming. It vaunteth not itself,
but we may say, without undue self glorification, that it was the
thoroughness of the journalistic work of this paper that made the
description of the robber available, and that this capture is therefore
exclusively due to the enterprise of _The Index_. Our circulation covers
the entire county. Our advertising rates will be found on another page.
Our subscription rates are two dollars a year, cash, or two fifty in
produce—strictly in advance.
“Col. Peets claims to be an ex-officer in the Rebel Army. He bears a bad
reputation along the river, and is said to be a man of immoral
character.
“The prisoner was securely lodged in the county jail, and, after the
usual legal forms, he was brought before the Justice of the Peace for
preliminary hearing.
“When the morning of the examination came, the court was thronged as it
never has been before. The ladies crowded the room as they had never
done at any court during our existence as a county, while the trial
progressed, manifesting a strange interest, which has never been
exhibited till now, for or against any prisoner. And yet not so strange,
for a remarkable prisoner appeared before them. He was tall, strongly
built, with a heavy moustache, and pale—as though just recovering from
an illness—marked in his individualities, a man of martial bearing, whom
one would expect to recognize among ten thousand.
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