Tales of a Vanishing RiverReed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
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Tales of a Vanishing River
Reed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
Illinois -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Kankakee River (Ind. and Ill.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“We were forced to our knees on the dirty sidewalk and commanded to
apologize for certain statements that have appeared in our paper.
“We were belabored with a rawhide whip and kicked into the gutter by
this burly old brute.
“As humiliating as these things are it is necessary to mention them in
order to properly lay before the public the frightful enormity of the
outrage.
“It is, and always has been the policy of this paper, to hew to the line
and let the chips fall where they may. _The Index_ thinks before it
strikes, and it never retracts.
“If editors are to be publicly assaulted—if their persons are not
sacred—if the freedom of the press is to be trammelled and muzzled by
supposed private rights of individuals, and their likes and dislikes—if
publishers are to be beaten up or beaten down with impunity, or with
rawhide whips, and are to be coerced into cowardly silence by fear of
personal violence—then our republic, with its vaunted ideals, is a
stupendous failure.
“Far be it from us to complain, or put forth our private wrongs, but we
consider that we have been a martyr to the lawlessness of this
community, and to the fearless and outspoken attitude of our paper.
“An attack upon the person of the editor of a newspaper is an attack
upon the sacred foundations of human liberty.
“The public will be glad to know that the execrable villain and ruffian,
who assaulted us, is now immured in the county jail, where he was sent
by that wise and upright Justice of the Peace, the Hon. Mark W.
Giddings.
“It is to be devoutly hoped that when the term of his just imprisonment
expires, his presence in the county will be no longer tolerated.
“For the miserable cowards and loafers who witnessed the premeditated
violence upon us in front of the post office, and did not interfere,
this paper has the most withering contempt. Their craven names are
known, and this journal will remember them.
“To Constable Hawkins, who arrested the assailant, this paper—on behalf
of the public—extends its thanks. Constable Hawkins is an officer of
whom our town may well be proud. We wish him a long life of health and
happiness. We may mention, parenthetically, that Constable Hawkins and
his charming wife Sundayed with us two weeks ago and a delightful time
was had by one and all.
“To the misguided and mentally unbalanced females, who are daily sending
flowers and sundry cooked dainties to the county jail, this paper has
nothing to say. With the exception of one of them, who was a witness at
the trial, and who shall here be nameless, they all have male relatives
whose duty is plain. The names of these women are known and will be
preserved in the archives of this paper for future reference. There are
certain rumors being whispered about on our streets, that, from high
motives of public policy, will not find a place in our columns until
later.
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