Tales of a Vanishing RiverReed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
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Tales of a Vanishing River
Reed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
Illinois -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Kankakee River (Ind. and Ill.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“In odeh that you may get a clear idea of just what happened, I must
take you back to the awful days of ouah wah. Theah was a high bo’n
southe’n gentleman in my regiment, suh, named Majah Speed. He came f’om
one of the best families in Tennessee. Theah was a most unfo’tunate
pussonal resemblance between us, and even when we were togetheh, ouah
best friends could ha’dly tell us apaht. In o’deh not to continue to
embarrass ouah friends, we drew straws to decide who should raise a chin
bea’d in addition to his moustache. The Majah lost, and I still have my
military moustache without any hawsstail whiskehs to spoil it. I may
say, suh, that I have no doubt that my moustache had its effect in
making my stay at the jail delightful.
“The Majah and I have always kept ouah correspondence up. He came to see
me just befoah that explosion at the cou’t house. He was in that town
when it took place, and he was the man who was pussued by that posse and
that damn dawg, whose favah he won with a piece of bologna sausage.
“Afteh the Majah entered the ma’sh he came directly to my house and
explained the whole affaiah. We sunk the boat he came in with some
stones in the rivah.
“That infe’nal Milt Tuttle, who was the cle’k in the treasurer’s office,
was the scoundrel that got the money. His folks came f’om Tennessee, and
he knew the Majah. He was aweah that the Majah’s circumstances weah much
reduced, and that he had lost what he had left in the wo’ld at ca’ds. He
knew that the Majah would do almost anything to retrieve his fo’tunes.
The love of money was always the trouble with the Majah, but we all have
to be tolerant of the weaknesses of ouah friends, suh.
“That scoundrel Milt Tuttle sent money to Tennessee foh my friend the
Majah to come up heah. He did not know me, or that I knew the Majah.
When the Majah came no’th he came directly to see me and spent several
days at my place. We went down on the ma’sh togetheh. He told me about
Milt Tuttle and said he would come back and pay me a longeh visit a
little lateh.
“My friend Majah Speed went to the county seat, and the da’k scoundrelly
plan of Milt Tuttle was laid befoah him. In a moment of weakness the
Majah fell, and consented to blow open that safe and divide what he
found with Milt Tuttle. The tools and the explosive compound were hidden
in the office by Milt Tuttle, and during several visits he explained to
the Majah how he was to proceed. He gave him a duplicate key to the side
entrance of the office around the end of the hall, and a map of the
route he was to take afteh he had finished his wo’k, and on this map was
the place wheah he was to leave half of what he found in the safe. He
was to cross the ma’sh and make his way south to Tennessee afteh it was
all oveh.
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