Tales of a Vanishing RiverReed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
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Tales of a Vanishing River
Reed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
Illinois -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Kankakee River (Ind. and Ill.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
_May 25th_—Think I sene a lite frost this morning. Funy for this time of
yeare. Went after the skunks on the iland last nite & got som. The
chickins & me do not want skunks around. I got 3 in trapps & 1 with gunn
& 1 got me. You Bet. Thares too meney skunks. Som clouddy tonite with
wobblie sunsett.
_May 27th_—Foxes & skunks both got into the chickins last nite. Thares
too meney of both & if the chickins would only roost in the trees. It is
hard work to rase chickins & they get lots of things the mater with
them. Frisky looking sky tonite.
_May 29th_—Ed Baxter & his noo wife Fanny Noonan com today. It is hard
to see why them 2 got marrid. They wanted to see how I was & to borro
som things. Ed has got a sqwint in one eye & I gues that is why he got
fooled. Ed & her are both red hedded & she did not draw much when she
marrid him. I notis the temperature remains about the same with litle or
no drop or rise.
_May 31st_—These are fine days. S. Conkrite com down & I tell him I hav
4 barels of pike & bass that I caught & pikeled at odd times. He brought
som noos. He says thare was timber theves working down the river all the
winter & spring & them logs that went out was all stole. They was all
cut by the theves & floted down to the Illinoi when high watter com.
Next winter something will be done by the owners if they begin again. He
says over a thousan logs was floted out & partys are not knone. Looks
som like rain as I rite. He says if the theves get caught they will be
convicted by the laws of both states. The sherifs hav all ben given
notis. Almanack predicted May would be seasonabel & this is rite. This
has ben a remarkabel month.
_June 2nd_—Fine still day but all fish biting stoped when it thundered
in P.M. A swizzel of rain at evening.
_June 10th_—All this month so far fine days & sumery. Eny who do not
like this wether should have no wether at all. I got the gunn & blowed a
noo hornet nest in the tree by the pump. Will not need them. They are
worse than democrats. I notis flys are around.
_June 11–12–13–14–15_—All fine days. Nuthing hapened.
_June 17th_—On this day in 1775 was the Batel of Bunker Hill. Bad day
for England. Fish hav bit well. No wether to rite down. All fine. Your
uncle Josiah enjoys this. I must tell S. Conkrite of a catt fish I sene
in the river today 4 ft long. This fish was probly 6 ft if he sene it
when it passed his place. It was slopping in the shallo watter out on
the sand bar. It was probly astonished at all my empty medicin botles
that are all over the botom out thare.
_June 27th_—It rained catts & dogs & pitchforks today & I fore saw this
in the wether breeding cloudds of last nite. A hooting owl was around
but too dark to bust him. Joseph Smith the Mormon Prophet murdered in
the almanack today in 1844. Som wife troubel probly.
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