Tales of a Vanishing RiverReed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
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Tales of a Vanishing River
Reed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
Illinois -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Kankakee River (Ind. and Ill.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Posey was busy with a customer, and Varney remained with us on the
platform. He produced some murky and doubtful cigars that Bill declared
looked like genuine “El Hempos” and we smoked and talked for some time.
Pop Wilkins joined us, and Sophy Perkins arrived at the store to
purchase some calico. She bestowed a reserved nod and a feline glance on
Varney, and greeted the rest of the party with scant politeness. She
stood just inside, near the entrance, and utilized the time Posey was
spending with his other customer in listening to our conversation. She
soon became so absorbed in it that she forgot all about her calico and
remained riveted to her point of vantage. Posey respected her
preoccupation and busied himself with other things after his first
visitor had left through the side door.
The chairs outside were tipped against the long window sill, and the
party was making itself comfortable in the spring sunshine. Varney was
relating a wondrous tale, and was fully aware of the acute eavesdropping
within. Many of the romantic touches in his discourse were apparently
for Sophy’s benefit.
“I got a long letter from a friend of mine,” said Josh, as he felt
through his inside pockets, “an’ I wish I had it with me, but I guess
I’ve left it somewhere. He’s making a trip ’round the world an’ ’e
writes me that in India he ran across a marvellous breed of turkeys. You
know turkeys originated in India, an’ they come from there first about
five hundred years ago. These strange birds he writes about live away up
in the Himalaya mountains and are pure white. They’re much larger than
ordinary turkeys, an’ their color adapts ’em to the snowy peaks, an’
protects ’em from the natives when they pursue ’em out o’ the valleys,
where they go to eat frogs along the water courses. They live almost
entirely on frogs when they c’n git ’em. When they’re disturbed they
wing back to the frozen heights, an’ sometimes don’t come down for a
year. When they’re hunted up there they fly from crag to crag an’
they’re almost invisible, an’ its a funny thing, but their meat’s all
white, too. They ain’t no dark meat on ’em like there is on common
turkeys.
“They lay enormous eggs an’ the eggs generally have two yolks. Sometimes
twins hatch out of ’em. The double yolks give an extra amount of
vitality to the young turks, which is necessary up among the cold rocks
where they’re hatched.
“The eggs have a delicious spicy flavor that comes from the spearmint
and other pungent plants that the frogs nibble along the streams. The
eggs are highly prized by epicures, an’ there’s a Frenchman livin’ in
Bombay that pays two rupees apiece for all ’e c’n git of ’em. He makes
what ’e calls ‘_omelets de frog secondaire_,’ or something like that,
with ’em, an’ ’e says there’s nothing like ’em. With him its hen eggs no
more.
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