Tales of a Vanishing RiverReed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
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Tales of a Vanishing River
Reed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
Illinois -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Kankakee River (Ind. and Ill.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“There’s a sacred caste in India called the Brahmins, and they believe
that these white turkeys are what they call reincarnations of a
supernatural race of beings that ruled the earth before man existed.
“Somebody ought to import some o’ them turkeys an’ breed ’em in this
country. Along a river like this they’d find plenty to eat an’ they
wouldn’t be no expense at all. My friend writes that ’e hopes to bring
two or three back with him when ’e comes home, an’ I’m anxious to see
’em. Oh, yes, come to think of it, I put a photograph in my pocket book
that was in the letter.”
Varney thereupon produced a kodak print of a stately white bird. Some
figures in oriental costume, somewhat out of focus and indistinct, were
grouped back of it in the picture. Varney explained that these were
Brahmins and native hunters.
Sophy peeked over the pile of straw hats in the window and had a good
look at the photograph as Varney deftly held it so that it could be seen
from that direction without appearing to do so.
We were greatly entertained by the story.
“Say, Perfessor,” asked Bill, “what do them fowls an’ their young ones
feed on when they don’t git offen the snow an’ go down fer frogs? Do
they have to have the frogs fer their complexions?”
“That’s the strange part of it,” replied Varney. “You see they sort o’
lead double lives. Nature is wonderful in all her works. In the
Himalayas there’s a small red mosquito that has never been found except
away above the timber line. They have ’em out west in this country, too.
They sometimes cover the snow so thick that it looks like blood, an’ the
little turks patter ’round on the drifts an’ eat ’em with voracity, an’
the big ones do, too.”
“‘Voracity,’ what’s that—sump’n their mixed with?” asked Bill.
“No, it means their awful appetite.”
“I’d s’pose them skeets ’ud make the turkey meat taste kin’ o’ nippy an’
prickly, sort o’ red-pepper like,” observed Bill, winking solemnly in
our direction. “It oughta be hot stuff.”
“The insects make the finest kind o’ food for ’em,” continued Varney,
ignoring Bill’s gentle raillery, and the incredulous smiles of the rest
of us. “When the mosquito crop’s extra good they get so fat they can’t
fly or run very far, and are easily caught. When they’re lean they c’n
run like a race horse. The bird that’s in the picture weighed nearly
seventy pounds when ’e was captured. He couldn’t fly, an’ ’e was chased
into a cleft in a big rock and a net was slipped over ’im. The man that
caught ’im was named Bungush Swamee, an ’e was a famous hunter. You see
everybody has funny names in India.”
“What was that Bungush feller doin’ up there with a net?” asked Pop
Wilkins. “Did ’e s’pect to find fish?”
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