East End (London, England) -- Fiction; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
To come into money is an unusual feat in Cubitt Town; a feat,
nevertheless, continually contemplated among possibilities by all Cubitt
Towners; who find nothing else in the Sunday paper so refreshing as the
paragraphs headed "Windfall for a Cabman" and "A Fortune for a Pauper,"
and who cut them out to pin over the mantelpiece. The handsome coloring
of such paragraphs was responsible for many bold flights of fancy in
regard to Ted Munsey's fortune: Cubitt Town, left to itself, being
sterile soil for the imagination. Some said that the Munseys had come in
for chests packed with bank notes, on the decease of one of Mrs.
Munsey's relations, of whom she was wont to hint. Others put it at a
street full of houses, as being the higher ideal of wealth. A few, more
romantically given, imagined vaguely of ancestral lands and halls, which
Mrs. Munsey and her forbears had been "done out of" for many years by
the lawyers. All which Mrs. Munsey, in her hour of triumph, was at
little pains to discount, although, in simple fact, the fortune was no
more than a legacy of a hundred pounds from Ted's uncle, who had kept a
public-house in Deptford.
Of the hundred pounds Mrs. Munsey took immediate custody. There was no
guessing what would have become of it in Ted's hands; probably it would
have been, in chief part, irrecoverably lent; certainly it would have
gone and left Ted a moulder at Moffat's, as before. With Mrs. Munsey
there was neither hesitation nor difficulty. The obvious use of a
hundred pounds was to put its possessors into business--which meant a
shop; to elevate them socially at a single bound beyond the many grades
lying between the moulder and the small tradesman. Wherefore the Munseys
straightway went into business. Being equally ignorant of every sort of
shopkeeping, they were free to choose the sort they pleased; and thus it
was that Mrs. Munsey decided upon drapery and haberdashery, Ted's
contribution to the discussion being limited to a mild hint of
greengrocery and coals, instantly suppressed as low. Nothing could be
more genteel than drapery, and it would suit the girls. General
chandlery, sweetstuff, oil, and firewood--all these were low,
comparatively. Drapery it was, and quickly; for Mrs. Munsey was not wont
to shilly-shally. An empty shop was found in Bromley, was rented, and
was stocked as far as possible. Tickets were hung upon everything,
bearing a very large main figure with a very small three-farthings
beside it, and the thing was done. The stain of moulding was washed from
the scutcheon; the descent thereunto from dock timekeeping was redeemed
fivefold; dock timekeeping itself was left far below, with carpentering,
shipwrighting, and engine-fitting. The Munseys were in business.
Ted Munsey stood about helplessly and stared, irksomely striving not to
put his hands in his pockets, which was low; any lapse being instantly
detected by Mrs. Munsey, who rushed from all sorts of unexpected places
and corrected the fault vigorously.
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