East End (London, England) -- Fiction; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The gaunt woman exulted. The old, old story of Manders's funeral fell
upon the other one's ears with a freshened interest, and she mumbled her
gums ruminantly. "Bob'll 'ave a 'ansome buryin', too," she said. "I can
make it up, with the insurance money, an' this, an' that. On'y I dunno
about mutes. It's a expense."
In the East End, when a woman has not enough money to buy a thing much
desired, she does not say so in plain words; she says the thing is an
"expense," or a "great expense." It means the same thing, but it sounds
better. Mrs. Curtis had reckoned her resources, and found that mutes
would be an "expense." At a cheap funeral mutes cost half-a-sovereign
and their liquor. Mrs. Manders said as much.
"Yus, yus, 'arf-a-sovereign," the old woman assented. Within, the sick
man feebly beat the floor with a stick. "I'm a-comin'," she cried
shrilly; "yus, 'arf-a-sovereign, but it's a lot, an' I don't see 'ow I'm
to do it--not at present." She reached for the door-handle again, but
stopped and added, by after-thought, "Unless I don't 'ave no plooms."
"It 'ud be a pity not to 'ave plooms. I 'ad--"
There were footsteps on the stairs: then a stumble and a testy word.
Mrs. Curtis peered over into the gathering dark. "Is it the doctor,
sir?" she asked. It was the doctor's assistant; and Mrs. Manders tramped
up to the next landing as the door of the sick-room took him in.
For five minutes the stairs were darker than ever. Then the assistant, a
very young man, came out again, followed by the old woman with a candle.
Mrs. Manders listened in the upper dark. "He's sinking fast," said the
assistant. "He _must_ have a stimulant. Dr. Mansell ordered port wine.
Where is it?" Mrs. Curtis mumbled dolorously. "I tell you he _must_
have it," he averred with unprofessional emphasis (his qualification
was only a month old). "The man can't take solid food, and his strength
must be kept up somehow. Another day may make all the difference. Is it
because you can't afford it?" "It's a expense--sich a expense, doctor,"
the old woman pleaded. "An' wot with 'arf-pints o' milk an'--" She grew
inarticulate, and mumbled dismally.
"But he must have it, Mrs. Curtis, if it's your last shilling: it's the
only way. If you mean you absolutely haven't the money--" And he paused
a little awkwardly. He was not a wealthy young man--wealthy young men do
not devil for East End doctors--but he was conscious of a certain haul
of sixpences at nap the night before; and, being inexperienced, he did
not foresee the career of persecution whereon he was entering at his own
expense and of his own motion. He produced five shillings: "If you
absolutely haven't the money, why--take this and get a bottle--good: not
at a public-house. But mind, _at once_. He should have had it before."
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