Tales of the Jazz AgeFitzgerald, F. Scott (Francis Scott)
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Tales of the Jazz Age
Fitzgerald, F. Scott (Francis Scott)
Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Mrs. Cromwell, attired in a wrapper of pink and black, opened the
door. Her hair was yellow, heightened, Roxanne imagined, by a dash of
peroxide in the rinsing water every week. Her eyes were a thin waxen
blue--she was pretty and too consciously graceful. Her cordiality was
strident and intimate, hostility melted so quickly to hospitality that
it seemed they were both merely in the face and voice--never touching
nor touched by the deep core of egotism beneath.
But to Roxanne these things were secondary; her eyes were caught and
held in uncanny fascination by the wrapper. It was vilely unclean.
From its lowest hem up four inches it was sheerly dirty with the blue
dust of the floor; for the next three inches it was gray--then it
shaded off into its natural color, which was--pink. It was dirty at
the sleeves, too, and at the collar--and when the woman turned to lead
the way into the parlor, Roxanne was sure that her neck was dirty.
A one-sided rattle of conversation began. Mrs. Cromwell became
explicit about her likes and dislikes, her head, her stomach, her
teeth, her apartment--avoiding with a sort of insolent meticulousness
any inclusion of Roxanne with life, as if presuming that Roxanne,
having been dealt a blow, wished life to be carefully skirted.
Roxanne smiled. That kimono! That neck!
After five minutes a little boy toddled into the parlor--a dirty
little boy clad in dirty pink rompers. His face was smudgy--Roxanne
wanted to take him into her lap and wipe his nose; other parts in the
vicinity of his head needed attention, his tiny shoes were kicked out
at the toes. Unspeakable!
“What a darling little boy!” exclaimed Roxanne, smiling radiantly.
“Come here to me.”
Mrs. Cromwell looked coldly at her son.
“He _will_ get dirty. Look at that face!” She held her head on one side
and regarded it critically.
“Isn’t he a _darling?_” repeated Roxanne.
“Look at his rompers,” frowned Mrs. Cromwell.
“He needs a change, don’t you, George?”
George stared at her curiously. To his mind the word rompers
connotated a garment extraneously smeared, as this one.
“I tried to make him look respectable this morning,” complained Mrs.
Cromwell as one whose patience had been sorely tried, “and I found he
didn’t have any more rompers--so rather than have him go round without
any I put him back in those--and his face--”
“How many pairs has he?” Roxanne’s voice was pleasantly curious. “How
many feather fans have you?” she might have asked.
“Oh,--” Mrs. Cromwell considered, wrinkling her pretty brow. “Five, I
think. Plenty, I know.”
“You can get them for fifty cents a pair.”
Mrs. Cromwell’s eyes showed surprise--and the faintest superiority.
The price of rompers!
“Can you really? I had no idea. He ought to have plenty, but I haven’t
had a minute all week to send the laundry out.” Then, dismissing the
subject as irrelevant--“I must show you some things--”
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