Tales of the Jazz AgeFitzgerald, F. Scott (Francis Scott)
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Tales of the Jazz Age
Fitzgerald, F. Scott (Francis Scott)
Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
THE YOUNG MAN: (_Sentimentally_) It’s so nice talking to you like
this--when you’re merely a voice. I’m rather glad I can’t see you.
JULIE; (_Gratefully_) So am I.
THE YOUNG MAN: What color are you wearing?
JULIE: (_After a critical survey of her shoulders_) Why, I guess
it’s a sort of pinkish white.
THE YOUNG MAN: Is it becoming to you?
JULIE: Very. It’s--it’s old. I’ve had it for a long while.
THE YOUNG MAN: I thought you hated old clothes.
JULIE: I do but this was a birthday present and I sort of have to wear
it.
THE YOUNG MAN: Pinkish-white. Well I’ll bet it’s divine. Is it in
style?
JULIE: Quite. It’s very simple, standard model.
THE YOUNG MAN: What a voice you have! How it echoes! Sometimes I shut
my eyes and seem to see you in a far desert island calling for me. And
I plunge toward you through the surf, hearing you call as you stand
there, water stretching on both sides of you--
(_The soap slips from the side of the tub and splashes in. The young
man blinks_)
YOUNG MAN: What was that? Did I dream it?
JULIE: Yes. You’re--you’re very poetic, aren’t you?
THE YOUNG MAN: (_Dreamily_) No. I do prose. I do verse only when
I am stirred.
JULIE: (_Murmuring_) Stirred by a spoon--
THE YOUNG MAN: I have always loved poetry. I can remember to this day
the first poem I ever learned by heart. It was “Evangeline.”
JULIE: That’s a fib.
THE YOUNG MAN: Did I say “Evangeline”? I meant “The Skeleton in
Armor.”
JULIE: I’m a low-brow. But I can remember my first poem. It had one
verse:
Parker and Davis
Sittin’ on a fence
Tryne to make a dollar
Outa fif-teen cents.
THE YOUNG MAN: (_Eagerly_) Are you growing fond of literature?
JULIE: If it’s not too ancient or complicated or depressing. Same way
with people. I usually like ’em not too ancient or complicated or
depressing.
THE YOUNG MAN: Of course I’ve read enormously. You told me last night
that you were very fond of Walter Scott.
JULIE: (_Considering_) Scott? Let’s see. Yes, I’ve read “Ivanhoe”
and “The Last of the Mohicans.”
THE YOUNG MAN: That’s by Cooper.
JULIE: (_Angrily_) “Ivanhoe” is? You’re crazy! I guess I know. I
read it.
THE YOUNG MAN: “The Last of the Mohicans” is by Cooper.
JULIE: What do I care! I like O. Henry. I don’t see how he ever wrote
those stories. Most of them he wrote in prison. “The Ballad of Reading
Gaol” he made up in prison.
THE YOUNG MAN: (_Biting his lip_) Literature--literature! How
much it has meant to me!
JULIE: Well, as Gaby Deslys said to Mr. Bergson, with my looks and
your brains there’s nothing we couldn’t do.
THE YOUNG MAN: (_Laughing_) You certainly are hard to keep up
with. One day you’re awfully pleasant and the next you’re in a mood.
If I didn’t understand your temperament so well--
JULIE: (_Impatiently_) Oh, you’re one of these amateur
character-readers, are you? Size people up in five minutes and then
look wise whenever they’re mentioned. I hate that sort of thing.
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