Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“The case of Warbridge Castle is different,” said the Prime Minister.
“It happens unfortunately to stand in a district desolated by all
the recent troubles about swine-fever, touching which the Health
Controller” (here he bowed to Sir Horace Hunter) “has shown such
admirable activity. It has been necessary to place the whole of this
district in the hands of the Health Controller, that he may study any
traces of swine-fever that may be found in the Castle, the Cathedral,
the Vicarage, and so on. So much for that case, which stands somewhat
apart; the others are mostly normal. Rosenbaum Castle--I should say
Rosewood Castle--being of a later date, comes under Section Five,
and the appointment of a permanent Castle Custodian is left to the
discretion of the Government. In this case the Government has decided
to appoint Mr. Rosewood Low to the post, in recognition of his local
services to social science and economics. In all these cases, of
course, due compensation will be paid to the present owners of the
estates, and ample salaries and expenses of entertainment paid to the
new officials, that the places may be kept up in a manner worthy of
their historical and national character.”
He paused, as if for cheers, and Sir Horace was vaguely irritated into
saying: “But look here, my castle----”
“Damn it all!” said the Prime Minister, with his first flash of
impatience and sincerity. “Can’t you see you’ll get twice as much as
before? First you’ll be compensated for losing your castle, and then
you’ll be paid for keeping it.”
“My lord,” said Lord Normantowers humbly, “I apologize for anything
I may have said or suggested. I ought to have known I stood in the
presence of a great English statesman.”
“Oh, it’s easy enough,” said Lord Eden frankly. “Look how easily we
remained in the saddle, in spite of democratic elections; how we
managed to dominate the Commons as well as the Lords. It’ll be the same
with what they call Socialism. We shall still be there; only we shall
be called bureaucrats instead of aristocrats.”
“I see it all now!” cried Hunter, “and by Heaven, it’ll be the end of
all this confounded demagogy of Three Acres and a Cow.”
“I think so,” said the Prime Minister with a smile; and began to fold
up the large maps.
As he was folding up the last and largest, he suddenly stopped and said:
“Hallo!”
A letter was lying in the middle of the table; a letter in a sealed
envelope, and one which he evidently did not recognize as any part of
his paper paraphernalia.
“Where did this letter come from?” he asked rather sharply. “Did you
put it here, Eustace?”
“No,” said Mr. Pym staring. “I never saw it before. It didn’t come with
your letters this morning.”
“It didn’t come by post at all,” said Lord Eden; “and none of the
servants brought it in. How the devil did it get out here in the
garden?”
He ripped it open with his finger and remained for some time staring in
mystification at its contents.
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