Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
WELKIN CASTLE,
Sept. 4th, 19--.
“DEAR LORD EDEN,--As I understand you are making public provision
for the future disposal of our historic national castles, such as
Warbridge Castle, I should much appreciate any information about your
intentions touching Welkin Castle, my own estate, as it would enable
me to make my own arrangements.--Yours very truly,
“WELKYN OF WELKIN.”
“Who is Welkyn?” asked the puzzled politician; “he writes as if he knew
me; but I can’t recall him at the moment. And where is Welkin Castle?
We must look at the maps again.”
But though they looked at the maps for hours, and searched Burke,
Debrett, “Who’s Who,” the atlas and every other work of reference, they
could come upon no trace of that firm but polite country gentleman.
Lord Eden was a little worried, because he knew that curiously
important people could exist in a corner in this country, and suddenly
emerge from their corner to make trouble. He knew it was very important
that his own governing class should stand in with him in this great
public change (and private understanding), and that no rich eccentric
should be left out and offended. But although he was worried to that
extent, it is probable that his worry would soon have faded from his
mind if it had not been for something that happened some days later.
Going out into the same garden to the same table, with the more
agreeable purpose of taking tea there, he was amazed to find another
letter, though this was lying not on the table but on the turf just
beside it. It was unstamped like the other and addressed in the same
handwriting; but its tone was more stern.
WELKIN CASTLE,
Oct. 6th, 19--.
“MY LORD,--As you seem to have decided to continue your sweeping
scheme of confiscation, as in the case of Warbridge Castle, without
the slightest reference to the historic and even heroic claims and
traditions of Welkin Castle, I can only inform you that I shall
defend the fortress of my fathers to the death. Moreover, I have
decided to make a protest of a more public kind; and when you next
hear from me it will be in the form of a general appeal to the
justice of the English people.--Yours truly,
“WELKYN OF WELKIN.”
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