Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
The historic and even heroic traditions of Welkin Castle kept a dozen
of the Prime Minister’s private secretaries busy for a week, looking
up encyclopædias and chronicles and books of history. But the Prime
Minister himself was more worried about another problem. How did these
mysterious letters get into the house, or rather into the garden? None
of them came by post and none of the servants knew anything whatever
about them. Moreover, the Prime Minister, in an unobtrusive way, was
very carefully guarded. Prime Ministers always are, but he had been
especially protected ever since the Vegetarians a few years before had
gone about killing everybody who believed in killing animals. There
were always plain-clothes policemen at every entrance of his house
and garden. And from their testimony it would appear certain that the
letter could not have got into the garden; but for the trifling fact
that it was lying there on the garden-table. Lord Eden cogitated in a
grim fashion for some time; then he said as he rose from his chair:
“I think I will have a talk to our American friend Mr. Oates.”
Whether from a sense of humour or a sense of justice, Lord Eden
summoned Enoch Oates before the same special jury of three; or
summoned them before him, as the case may be. For it was even more
difficult than before to read the exact secret of Eden’s sympathies or
intentions; he talked about a variety of indifferent subjects leading
up to that of the letters, which he treated very lightly. Then he said
quite suddenly:
“Do you know anything about those letters, by the way?”
The American presented his poker face to the company for some time
without reply. Then he said:
“And what makes you think I know anything about them?”
“Because,” said Horace Hunter, breaking in with uncontrollable warmth,
“we know you’re hand and glove with all those lunatics in the League of
the Long Bow who are kicking up all this shindy.”
“Well,” said Oates calmly, “I’ll never deny I like some of their ways.
I like live wires myself; and, after all, they’re about the liveliest
thing in this old country. And I’ll tell you more. I like people who
take trouble; and, believe me, they do take trouble. You say they’re
all nuts; but I reckon there really is method in their madness. They
take trouble to keep those crazy vows of theirs. You spoke about the
fellows who carried off the astronomer in an aeroplane. Well, I know
Bellew Blair, the man who worked with Pierce in that stunt, and believe
me he’s not a man to be sniffed at. He’s one of the first experts in
aeronautics in the country; and if he’s gone over to them, it means
there’s something in their notion for a scientific intellect to take
hold of. It was Blair that worked that pig’s stunt for Hilary Pierce;
made a great gasbag shaped like a sow and gave all the little pigs
parachutes.”
“Well, there you are,” cried Hunter. “Of all the lunacy----”
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