Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
The next moment the white speck was followed by a shower that was like
a snowstorm. Countless letters, leaflets, and scraps of paper were
littered all over the lawn. The guests seemed to stand staring wildly
in a wilderness of waste-paper; but the keen and experienced eyes of
Lord Eden recognized the material which, in political elections, is
somewhat satirically called “literature.”
It took the twelve private secretaries some time to pick them all up
and make the lawn neat and tidy again. On examination they proved to
be mainly of two kinds: one a sort of electioneering pamphlet of the
League of the Long Bow, and the other a somewhat airy fantasy about
private property in air. The most important of the documents, which
Lord Eden studied more attentively, though with a grim smile, began
with the sentence in large letters:
“An Englishman’s House Is No Longer His Castle On The Soil Of
England. If It Is To Be His Castle, It Must Be A Castle In The Air.
“If There Seem To Be Something Unfamiliar And Even Fanciful In The
Idea, We Reply That It Is Not Half So Fantastic To Own Your Own
Houses In The Clouds As Not To Own Your Own Houses On The Earth.”
Then followed a passage of somewhat less solid political value, in
which the acute reader might trace the influence of the poetical Mr.
Pierce rather than the scientific Mr. Blair. It began “They Have Stolen
the Earth; We Will Divide the Sky.” But the writer followed this with a
somewhat unconvincing claim to have trained rooks and swallows to hover
in rows in the air to represent the hedges of “The blue meadows of the
new realm,” and he was so obliging as to accompany the explanation
with diagrams of space showing these exact ornithological boundaries
in dotted lines. There were other equally scientific documents dealing
with the treatment of clouds, the driving of birds to graze on insects,
and so on. The whole of this section concluded with the great social
and economic slogan: “Three Acres and a Crow.”
But when Lord Eden read on, his attention appeared graver than this
particular sort of social reconstruction would seem to warrant. The
writer of the pamphlet resumed:
“Do not be surprised if there seems to be something topsy-turvy in
the above programme. That topsy-turvydom marks the whole of our
politics. It may seem strange that the air which has always been
public should become private, when the land which has always been
private has become public. We answer that this is exactly how things
really stand to-day in the matter of all publicity and privacy.
Private things are indeed being made public. But public things are
being kept private.
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