Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Mr. Robert Owen Hood came through his library that was lined with brown
leather volumes with a brown paper parcel in his hand; a flippant
person (such as his friend Mr. Pierce) might have said he was in a
brown study. He came out into the sunlight of his garden, however,
where his wife was arranging tea-things, for she was expecting
visitors. Even in the strong daylight he looked strangely little
altered, despite the long and catastrophic period that had passed since
he met her in the Thames Valley and managed really to set the Thames
on fire. That fire had since spread in space and time and become a
conflagration in which much of modern civilization had been consumed;
but in which (as its advocates alleged) English agriculture had been
saved and a new and more hopeful chapter opened in English history.
His angular face was rather more lined and wrinkled, but his straight
shock of copper-coloured hair was as unchanged as if it had been a
copper-coloured wig. His wife Elizabeth was even less marked, for she
was younger; she had the same slightly nervous or short-sighted look
in the eyes that was like a humanizing touch to her beauty made of
ivory and gold. But though she was not old she had always been a little
old-fashioned; for she came of a forgotten aristocracy whose women had
moved with a certain gravity as well as grace about the old country
houses, before coronets were sold like cabbages or the Jews lent money
to the squires. But her husband was old-fashioned too; though he had
just taken part in a successful revolution and bore a revolutionary
name, he also had his prejudices; and one of them was a weakness for
his wife being a lady--especially that lady.
“Owen,” she said, looking up from the tea-table with alarmed severity,
“you’ve been buying more old books.”
“As it happens, these are particularly new books,” he replied; “but I
suppose in one sense it’s all ancient history now.”
“What ancient history?” she asked. “Is it a History of Babylon or
prehistoric China?”
“It is a History of Us.”
“I hope not,” she said; “but what do you mean?”
“I mean it’s a history of Our Revolution,” said Owen Hood, “a true
and authentic account of the late glorious victories, as the old
broadsheets said. The Great War of 1914 started the fashion of bringing
out the history of events almost before they’d happened. There were
standard histories of that war while it was still going on. Our little
civil war is at least finished, thank God; and this is the brand-new
history of it. Written by a rather clever fellow, detached but
understanding and a little ironical on the right side. Above all, he
gives quite a good description of the Battle of the Bows.”
“I shouldn’t call that our history,” said Elizabeth quietly. “I’m
devoutly thankful that nobody can ever write our history or put it in a
book. Do you remember when you jumped into the water after the flowers?
I fancy it was then that you really set the Thames on fire.”
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