Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Then something happened, which even those who saw it and survived
cannot describe. The dark trees seemed to spring up to twice their
height as in a nightmare. In the half-dark the whole wood seemed to
rise from the earth like a rush of birds and then to turn over in
mid-air and come towards the invaders like a roaring wave. Some such
dim and dizzy sight they saw; but many of them at least saw little
enough afterwards. Simultaneously with the turning of this wheel of
waving trees, rocks seemed to rain down out of heaven; beams and stones
and shafts and missiles of all kinds, flattening out the advancing
force as under a pavement produced by a shower of paving-stones. It
is asserted that some of the countrymen cunning in woodcraft, in the
service of the Long Bow, had contrived to fit up a tree as a colossal
catapult; calculating how to bend back the boughs and sometimes even
the trunks to the breaking-point, and gaining a huge and living
resilience with their release. If this story is true, it is certainly
an appropriate conclusion to the career of the Long Bow and a rather
curious fulfilment of the visionary vaunt of Parson White when he said
that the bows would be big enough for giants, and that the maker of the
bows was God.”
“Yes,” interrupted the excitable White, “and do you know what he said
to me when I first said it?”
“What who said when you said what?” asked Hood patiently.
“I mean that fellow Hunter,” replied the clergyman. “That varnished
society doctor turned politician. Do you know what he said when I told
him we would get our bows from God?”
Owen Hood paused in the act of lighting a cigar.
“Yes,” he said grimly. “I believe I can tell you exactly what he said.
I’ve watched him off and on for twenty years. I bet he began by saying:
‘I don’t profess to be a religious man.’”
“Right, quite right,” cried the cleric bounding upon his chair in a
joyous manner, “that’s exactly how he began. ‘I don’t profess to be
a religious man, but I trust I have some reverence and good taste. I
don’t drag religion into politics.’ And I said: ‘No, I don’t think you
do.’”
A moment after, he bounded, as it were, in a new direction. “And
that reminds me of what I came about,” he cried. “Enoch Oates, your
American friend, drags religion into politics all right; only it’s a
rather American sort of religion. He’s talking about a United States
of Europe and wants to introduce you to a Lithuanian Prophet. It seems
this Lithuanian party has started a movement for a Universal Peasant
Republic or World State of Workers on the Land; but at present he’s
only got as far as Lithuania. But he seems inclined to pick up England
on the way, after the unexpected success of the English agrarian party.”
“What’s the good of talking to me about a World State,” growled Hood.
“Didn’t I say I preferred a Heptarchy?”
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