Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Hood took no interest in the election; but while it was proceeding he
followed the matter a little further in another form. He was a lawyer,
a lazy, but in some ways a learned one; for, his tastes being studious,
he had originally learned the trade he had never used. More in defiance
than in hope, he once carried the matter into the Courts, pleading his
own cause on the basis of a law of Henry the Third against frightening
the fish of the King’s liege subjects in the Thames Valley. The judge,
in giving judgment, complimented him on the ability and plausibility of
his contention, but ultimately rejected it on grounds equally historic
and remote. His lordship argued that no test seemed to be provided for
ascertaining the degree of fear in the fish, or whether it amounted
to that bodily fear of which the law took cognizance. But the learned
judge pointed out the precedent of a law of Richard the Second against
certain witches who had frightened children; which had been interpreted
by so great an authority as Coke in the sense that the child “must
return and of his own will testify to his fear.” It did not seem to
be alleged that any one of the fish in question had returned and laid
any such testimony before any proper authority; and he therefore gave
judgment for the defendants. And when the learned judge happened to
meet Lord Normantowers (as he was by this time) out at dinner that
evening, he was gaily rallied and congratulated by that new nobleman on
the lucidity and finality of his judgment. Indeed, the learned judge
had really relished the logic both of his own and Hood’s contention;
but the conclusion was what he would have come to in any case. For our
judges are not hampered by any hide-bound code; they are progressive,
like Dr. Hunter, and ally themselves on principle with the progressive
forces of the age, especially those they are likely to meet out at
dinner.
But it was this abortive law case that led up to something that
altogether obliterated it in a blaze of glory, so far as Mr. Owen
Hood was concerned. He had just left the courts, and turning down the
streets that led in the direction of the station, he made his way
thither in something of a brown study, as was his wont. The streets
were filled with faces; it struck him for the first time that there
were thousands and thousands of people in the world. There were more
faces at the railway station, and then, when he had glanced idly at
four or five of them, he saw one that was to him as incredible as the
face of the dead.
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