Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“But I wasn’t making fun. I was quite serious.”
They stared at him steadily, and he laughed slightly but went on with
undiminished fire.
“Symbolical perhaps but serious,” he said. “I may seem to have been
talking a bit wildly, but let me tell you the time has come to be wild.
We’ve all been a lot too tame. I do mean, as much as I ever meant
anything, to fight for the resurrection and the return of the pig; and
he shall yet return as a wild boar that will rend the hunters.”
He looked up and his eye caught the blue heraldic shape on the
sign-board of the inn.
“And there is our wooden ensign!” he cried, pointing in the same
dramatic fashion. “We will go into battle under the banner of the Blue
Boar.”
“Loud and prolonged cheers,” said Crane politely, “and now come away
and don’t spoil the peroration. Owen wants to potter about the local
antiquities, like Mr. Oates. I’m more interested in novelties. Want to
look at that machine of yours.”
They began to descend the zig-zag pebbled path fenced and embanked with
hedges and flower-beds like a garden grown on a staircase, and at every
corner Hood had to remonstrate with the loitering youth.
“Don’t be for ever gazing back on the paradise of pigs,” he said, “or
you’ll be turned to a pillar of salt, or possibly of mustard as more
appropriate to such meat. They won’t run away yet. There are other
creatures formed by the Creator for the contemplation of man; there are
other things made by man after the pattern of the creatures, from the
great White Horses of Wessex to that great white bird on which you
yourself flew among the birds. Fine subject for a poem of the first and
last things.”
“Bird that lays rather dreadful eggs,” said Crane. “In the next war----
Why, where the deuce has he gone?”
“Pigs, pigs,” said Hood sadly. “The overpowering charm which pigs
exercise upon us at a certain time of life; when we hear their trotters
in our dreams and their little curly tails twine about us like the
tendrils of the vine----”
“Oh, bosh,” said the Colonel.
For indeed Mr. Hilary Pierce had vanished in a somewhat startling
manner, ducking under the corner of a hedge and darting up a steeper
path, over a gate and across the corner of a hayfield, where a final
bound through bursting bushes brought him on top of a low wall looking
down at the pig-sty and Miss Joan Hardy, who was calmly walking away
from it. He sprang down on to the path; the morning sun picked out
everything in clear colours like a child’s toy-book; and standing
with his hands spread out and his wisps of yellow hair brushed in
all directions by the bushes, he recalled an undignified memory of
Shock-Headed Peter.
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